AMOR I HATE YOU-

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This chapter was written by frenchiest_fry_247

Bob's POV

I'm pretty sure I hate Amor. Like almost 99% sure.

Just to clarify, Bosip and I tried to play minecraft again and we ended up in the same place that we did last time, only this time there was this tiny blob thing. It kinda looked like dream. When Bosip tried to contact Amor, the blob threw a microphone at my head(pretty sure I got a concussion) and wanted me to rap battle it. Let's just say that I was a tad pissed off. All I wanted to do was play some minecraft with my boyfriend and finally defeat the Ender Dragon, but noooo, Amor had other plans.

Anyways, after like 5 hours, Bosip and I got out of there and got back home. Thankfully.

"Where the fuck were you two?!" Bobal asked, well more like yelled while playing his game.

"Language!" Bofo shouted from somewhere in the house, not sure from where though.

"Wow, such a nice greeting. How mature of you Bobal." Bosip replied.

"Shut up! I'm serious." Bobal shouted once again.

"Amor decided to fuck with us again." I replied.

"That's gay!" Bobot shouted from the kitchen area.

"I didn't ask for your damn opinion!" I shout back, "We got sent to that park again and I got a fucking concussion from this fucking blob thing that wanted to rap me and after like what felt like 5 fucking years, here we are."

"BOB! WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!" Bofo shouted, spawning beside me with a spray bottle that he called his 'holy water bottle' and sprayed me.

"Ey! Ey! Cut that out! Fine! Fine! I'm sorry!" I yell. 

Bowaev then came out of his room, "Bob! Did you defeat the ender dragon?!" He asked excitedly.

"Sadly not Bowaev. Amor decided to send Bosip and I somewhere else. Again." I said.

"Aw, well I'm sure you'll get 'em next time!" Bowaev said excitedly.

"Alright. Everyone go to your rooms. Bobal, 10 more minutes so you can finish the round. Bowaev, bedtime buddy." Bofo said.

Bobal, Bobot, Bosip, Bowaev, and I shared a look before, "Okay Dad." And then Bosip, Bobot, Bowaev, and I ran to our separate rooms while I hear Bofo shouted that he wasn't our dad.

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Word count: 385

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