sneaking in/the ha'shi

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*the boys and tigress arrived at the lair as tigress silently made her way to her den leaving behind her paw prints in the water*

Raph-*whispers*is he here?

Leo-*whispers*I don't see him. Donnie?

Donnie-*whisper's*my thermal scans indicate there's a 74% variable that there's a 74% chance he's not...

Mikey-*whispers*that he's not here guys. that he's not here

Leo-*whispers*okay. fall in, quietly

*they jump down silently until Mikey jumps down loudly being shushed by Mikey as they tip toed to the weapon's wall and silently passing tigress' den being careful not to wake the sleeping tiger* 

Raph-*whisper's*dude!

Mikey-*whispers*so, guys,if it wasn't already obvious with that girl, dibs

Raph and Leo-*whispers*shhhh

Leo-*whispers*if we wake tigress she'll kill us. and if master splinter catches us,he'll send us back to the ha'shi

raph-*whispers*I ain't going back to the ha'shi

Leo-*whispers*every time we're in the ha'shi, it's because of you

Raph-*whispers*well, bro,you won't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore

Mikey-*whispers*what's that supposed to mean?

Raph-*whispers*I'm going out on my own. first chance I get

Mikey-*whispers*how are we gonna finish our hip-hop Christmas album, bro? you're the hype man!

Leo-*whispers*shhh

Raph-*whispers*shut up

Mikey and Donnie-*whispers*shhhhh

raph-*whispers*shut up. shhhh, I got spit in my eye

Leo-*whispers*shut up!, shh he's not going anywhere. we all stick together 

Mikey-*whispers*sorry I spit in your eye, bro

Donnie-guys? guys we got a bogey

*splinter trips Leo with his tail*

Splinter-where have you been?

raph-we weren't...

*splinter chokes raph with his tail then releases him*

Donnie-I forgot to soak my retainer!

*Donnie was tripped*

Mikey-I'm totally sleepwalking! look, Mikey's sleeping and walking he's totally innocent

*Mikey was tripped too*

Splinter-enough! you disobeyed a direct order why did you go above ground? what happened?

*the boy's didn't answer*

splinter-very well. if that's how it's going to be, TO THE HA'SHI!

Leo-oh man!

raph-*groans*

*splinter and the boys hears an angry roar from tigress' den angry from being woken up*

splinter-it's alright tigress go back to sleep dear one

*tigress did so putting her head on her paws falling asleep. with the turtles in the ha'shi*

splinter-ooh 11 hours in the ha'shi are you sure non of you want to tell me where you were last night?

Leo-how are you holding up fellas?

raph-i ain't breaking if Donnie ain't breaking

Donnie-experiencing intense nausea but still not breaking

Mikey-guys I'm the zone there's literally nothing that could break me right now

*Splinter tosses a pizza box in the middle*

Mikey-starting to break!

*Mikey shakes in the chair*

Splinter-Of course, you've all tasted the 5-cheese pizza, but this... cheese mongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, the 99-cheese pizza!

Mikey-*gasps*it's not possible

*Donnie tried stopping Mikey*

Donnie-Mikey! It's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!

slinter-shall I list the ingredients?

Mikey-no

splinter-cheddar, provolone

leo-mikey don't you do it

splinter-asiago taleggio

Donnie-keep it together

Mikey-I don't even know what that is

Splinter-mozzarella of course

*Mikey confesses*

Mikey-Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!

raph-idiot

Splinter-oh no. My worst fears has been realized

Leo-don't worry about it Donnie erased the picture we're not in danger

Splinter-No. It's April O'Neil who is in danger! Find the girl  Bring her here.

Donnie-but sensei you told us not to go above......

Splinter-find the girl!

Mikey-find the girl

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