Naruto: The new Lawliet

Introduction: Lawliet

Lawliet POV
(So this is how I die. Pitiful)
My heart stopped beating and I felt my conscience slip away. Suddenly, with a rough jolt I opened my eyes to find myself in a sewer.
(How did I get here..) I walked around, inspecting every crevice of the sewer system before finding myself in front of a large set of bars.
"Who are you"
I look at the source of the voice to find a large 9-tailed fox in front of me.
"You can call me L, where am I?"
"You are in the mindscape of Uzumaki Naruto. I believe you are from another world as you do not know of me"
"Possibly, do you mind explaining how I am inside of a mindscape and the natural order of this world."
"Fine"
The fox began explaining an energy called Chakra and how it had chándal the evolution of human kind. He explained who Naruto was and what I could do to talk to him since I was now just a conscience and not a physical body.
(This shall be interesting)

Naruto POV-
I looked up at the now graffitied faces of the Hokage's.
"Hehe they will never catch me!"
I ran away as a set of chunin and Jounin ran after me. I blended into the fence as they ran past.
I dropped my cover and yelped as someone put their hand on my shoulder. I shakily turned around before seeing Iruka-Sensei.
"H-hey there iruka-Sensei"
Iruka- "why, ARENT YOU IN CLASS!"
Iruka dragged me off towards the academy.
After having to re-perform the transformation jutsu, Iruka began to explain that today we had the graduation exam . (I won't fail this time)
He began to call out names, coming back a few minutes later.
I rested on the desk as I waited.
"Naruto"
I looked around (who was that?!)
"I'm in your mindscape, the name is L."
(H-How are you in my mind?)
"Think of me as a split personality, I'm more logical and my habits are different"
(Um okay, this is seriously freaky!)
"Don't tell anyone about me"
(Okay, but you will have some explaining to do..)
I walk over to the next room as I heard my name being called. (Ne I hope I'm not going insane, that's not a good trait for a ninja) I thought nervously.
Iruka- "Perform the transformation jutsu"
I grin as I was about to perform my personal jutsu , the Orioke no Jutsu -Sexy jutsu-.
Iruka- "And NO sexy jutsu!"
I frown before transforming into Iruka.
Iruka nodded and told me to perform the Kamawiri, which I did by switching places with a chair.
Iruka- "Now the Bunshin Jutsu"
(AGHH that's my worst jutsu)
I concentrated as I focused on my chakra. I was about to call out the name of the jutsu when the voice came back.
"You are expelling to much chakra, lower the amount and you will have a 78% chance of success rather than your current 8%"
I hesitantly lower the amount of chakra I'm expelling.
"Now focus on making more than 1 clone, you have to much chakra to make a singular clone. The chance of making one perfect bunshin is lower than making several"
I do as it said and created 10 perfect bunshin.
Iruka smiled while Mitsuki scowled at me.
Iruka- "You pass!"
A happy grin made its way onto my face. I grabbed a hitai-ate that had a black strap and walked out of the academy, ignoring the many whispers.
(Thanks L. I can finally become a ninja!)
"Indeed"
"Time for celebratory ramen!"
I ran off towards the best place in the world before ordering a bowl of miso ramen.
I began quickly eating it before finding that it wasn't as fulfilling as it usually was.
(Huh? Did Teuchi-san change the ingredients?)
I was about to ask before L answered me
"I believe my new existence has made you have some of my usual craves. You need something sweet if you want to have a fulfilled stomach"
I finished the bowl and payed before running off to find something sweet.
Teuchi- "J-just one bowl?"
Ayame- "The end of the world is approaching"
With fear, unbeknownst to me, the went to the back of the ramen stand as teuchi opened his eyes, showing the sharingan.
Teuchi- "It's time "

—-ok I'm sorry just kidding—-
After leaving a shocked teuchi and Ayame behind, I ran off towards one of the sweets shops I had never been. I walked in, hoping that they wouldn't kick me out for some unknown reason.
"Lollipops"
I didn't question it and grabbed a batch of lollipops before placing them on the counter and paying for them. The cashier gave me a kind smile, one that I was rather unused to, before waving goodbye to me.
I walked out and unwrapped one of the lollipops before sucking on it.
(Mahh, this is delicious!)
"Get a change of clothes, the orange will decrease our chances of surviving a mission"
Though I was sad to ditch the orange , I didn't question L since he had been correct about everything so far.
(What kind of clothes)
"Black and White is always a good mix"
I bought some clothes that L had agreed upon and headed home.
"I can't wait for the Team assignments, I hope Sakura-chan is on my team!"
I dropped onto my bed and fell asleep.
The next day I woke up and noticed that my eyes had almost pitch black bags below them.
"Ehh?! But I had a 9 hour sleep!!"
"It appears you also take after me in this matter"
"What the hell does that mean?!"
I try to fix my hair but it remained rather scruffy at the back. I switch into my new clothes, though still rather sad at abandoning the orange.