Still shaken from the horrific elevator ride, I took a deep breath and said, "Hi, my name is Sasha Reids, I'm here for the job interview, what the frick is wrong with your elevator?" The man laughed and said, "Ha, I've been told I need to fix that." I nodded. "Age?" He asked me. "13, I replied." "Nice too meet you, I'm Ray," he said. "Hi Ray. So, is this the job...?" I asked, still confused about where I was. "Do you want it to be the job?" Ray asked. "What exactly is the job?" I asked.
"What do you think the job is?" Ray said. "Well, the ad said you needed a part-time helper, so maybe... I could help you... part-time...?" I said, getting even more confused. "Cats or dogs?" Ray asked me. "Cats," I replied. He took out a tube of something that I couldn't really see.\
Ray started walking to the other side of the room. "Sara," He began. "Sasha," I corrected him. "Can I trust you?" He asked. "Yeah," I replied. "Can you keep a secret?" Ray said. "Mmmhmm," I said, nodding. "So I can trust you to keep a secret?" He asked. "Yes," I said. He shoved what looked like a piece of candy in his mouth and backed up a few steps.
"I'm going to blow a bubble," he said matter-of-factly. "You're going to blow a bubble?" I asked. Ray nodded. "Then I'm going to blow your mind," he said. So he blew a bubble. As the pink bubble-gum bubble started glowing red, I backed up. The bubble popped, turning into a huge glowing green mass that engulfed Ray. I stared, and when the green thing disappeared, Ray had transformed into Captain Man.
Magic?
"Woah!" I said. I couldn't believe that the actual Captain Man was standing 3 feet away from me. "You're Captain Man!" I exclaimed. "That's right, Sasha," Ray- or Captain Man said. "Here's the deal, you can't tell anyone about this. Not even your parents," he said. I sighed and said, "Okay." At that moment, the elevator opened.
A "little girl" walked out. She was walking funny, a bit lopsided. "HI!!!!!!!" 'she' said, squealing. "You're Captain Man!!!" She said. Something was up with this. "Little girl, you're not supposed to be down here," Ray/Captain Man said. "Okay, my daddy told me to do somethig," she said. "Okay, I'll just look over here," Ray said, turning around. I noticed a snake tattoo on the person's neck.
She pulled out a laser gun.
"Captain Man!" I screeched, running over to him. The person shot him in the chest, and Captain Man fell down, landing on the couch. I ran over to the person, dogdged a laser beam coming towards my arm, and kicked the person in the face. I twister her arm behind her back, made her drop the laser gun, and kicked her legs out from under her feet. Yeah, it wasn't a little girl- it was a woman who was about 6 feet tall. Just as she was standing up, I shoved her into the elevator and closed the door.
I turned around and rushed over to Captain Man. I gasped. "Captain Man! Are you okay!?" I said. He sat up, smiled, and said "Captain Man is always okay!" I laughed. The elevator doors opened and the girl I beat up walked out. "Good job, Scarlet," Captain Man said. "Wait, you know her?" I asked. "Yup, Scarlet works for me," Captain Man answered. "You did good," Scarlet said with a British accent. "Sasha, how did you know she really wasn't a little girl?" Captain Man asked. I thought about it for a second, and said, "Well, I saw the neck tattoo, and you were squat-walking, which was a bit obvious, and your boobs are way too big for a little kid," I said. Scarlet laughed and left.
"So Sasha, I have one last question- can you make a sandwich?" Ray asked me. "Yeah," I said. He put his hand on my shoulder. "Sasha, I think you're what I need," He said. I raised my eyebrow. "I mean, I already have Kid Danger as a sidekick, but he gets busy, and maybe a new addition to the team is what we need. You're nice, funny, you have a great personality, smart, and you can kick butt. I almost got suffocated by the Dangerous Dollar and you stabbed him in the butt and saved Kid Danger, your sister, and I.""So...?" I asked, shrugging. "Sasha, how would you like to be my sidekick?"
"YASSS!" I said, smiling. "Awesome," Captain Man said. "I'm going to call Kid Danger over here so we can find a costume for you and stuff," he said.
Henry's POV
I was watching The Good Wife with Charlotte when my watch beeped, signaling that Ray was calling us. "Uh-oh," Charlotte said. I raised an eyebrow and said, "Let's go." We ran to Junk N Stuff and took the crazy elevator down. When we arrived, Ray was writing something down. "You beeped us," Charlotte said. "Oh yeah! Charlotte, Henry, meet the new addition to the team, Sasha," Ray said, smiling. "Sasha?!?" I gasped. My girlfriend was going to be working with me as a superhero! "She's getting a costume now," Ray said, pointing to one of the back rooms of the Man-Cave. Seconds later, Sasha emerged, wearing a rediculous red, white, and blue striped crazy outfit with a huge mask and a cape. "This is bad," she said. "Agreed," Charlotte said.
Next was a purple sparkly long-sleeved top, a purple skirt, black boots, a black belt, and a black and purple mask. "Ew," Sasha said, shaking her head. She tried on a creepy black-and-yellow tight outfit that made her look like a worm, and an awkward red-and-black suit with a cape, when finally she found the right outfit- a tight plain long-sleeved dark blue shirt with the Captain Man logo, a red skirt and a black belt, blue leggings with a silver scratch-mark pattern, a red and silver mask, and red combat boots with black laces. When she looked in the mirror, she smiled and said, "perfect."
"Now repeat after me- raise your " Ray said.
R= Ray/CM S= Sasha
R: I, Sasha Reids S: I, Sasha Reids
R: Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man
S: Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man
R: And will never ever ever tell anyone that I'm his other secret sidekick
S: And will never ever ever tell anyone that I'm his other secret sidekick.
R: It is done.
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The New Girl
FanfictionSasha Reids is an average 13 year old girl. She wears beanies, rides a penny board, loves tigers, and is obsessed with coffee. Her life changes when she moves from Washington, DC to a small town in California named Swellview and meets a pretty inter...