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K: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Alan: K, it's four o'clock in the morning.
k: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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#34975: You know what's funny about #46858? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.

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#34975: honk.
#46858: WHAT.
#34975: HONK.
#46858: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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An Anti-Walker: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
A Walker: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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#28300: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
#88888: No... well, their slowness.
#28300: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
#28300: Now I have a plan.
#28300: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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#88888: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
#28300: Put spaghetti in it.
#88888: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Alan: Put spaghetti in it.
#88888: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
K: Put spaghetti in it.
#88888: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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#28300: I am going to need you to swear-
Alan: Fuck.
#28300:
#28300: ...swear as in promise

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Alan: #28300, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
#28300, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size: Spooky.

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