Demon Slayer X Reader

The 10 Hashira

Y/N: You're at the corpse base, buddy.

Tanjiro: Where's my sister? and isn't that y/n? weren't we just at that mountain?

Kyojuro Rengoku: Protecting a demon is a clear violation of the code! We're within our rights to deal with him on our own! We are going to behead him along with the demon!

Uzui Tengen: In that case, I'll be glad to decapitate him flamboyantly. I'll show you the most flamboyant bloodspray you'll ever see. I'm talking max flamboyance.

Mitsuri Kanroji: What? You'd kill such an adorable child? That pains my heart! It fills me with anguish!

Gyomei Himejima: Ah, what a pitiful sight this boy is. The poor soul... I pity him for having been born at all.

Tokito Muichiro: Um, what was the shape of that cloud again? What was it called again?

A/N: I'm giving iguro a new speech because in this fanfic giyuu didn't reach tanjiro yet.

Iguro Obanai: I say we just kill this child, wasting any more time would just be useless. I'm already getting tired of this.

Y/N: Aren't you being a little to harsh Iguro? He's broken the corps rules but you're saying we just kill him off and leave.

Tomioka Giyuu:....

A/N: I'm going to skip past shinobu's speech because she was talking about Tomioka too and I cant think of anything that she would say.

Tanjiro: Wait! My sister would never hurt a human and never has! So please!

Sanemi Shinazugawa: Well, well, I see you have some fun brewing here. Is that the moron Slayer who has a demon with him? What the hell are you trying to pull here?

Tanjiro: My sister can help, she can he fight demons too!

Sanemi: What did you just say kid? That she can fight as a demon slayer and protect humans? You know what we call that? A TOTAL DELUSION, YOU MORON!

Sanemi proceeds to stab nezuko.

Is that right? Good for you!

Tanjiro runs up to Sanemi

Giyuu; Stop! The master is about to arrive!

Sanemi stops a bit but tanjiro does not care and still ends up headbutting sanemi.

Y/N ends up laughing a bit at this which causes everyone to stare at him

Y/N: What? It was a little funny.

Shinobu: The master has arrived.

Everyone turns their attention to the master and everyone bows down.

Tanjiro: Who's that and why is everyone bowing?

Sanemi pins tanjiro to the ground.

Everyone says good morning to the master

Sanemi: I am pleased to see you in good health master. I fervently pray for your continued good fortune.

Ubuykashiki: Thank you all.

Sanemi: If I may master, Before we start the Hashira meeting would you mind enlightening us about this swordsman, Tanjiro Kamado, accompanied by a demon?

Ubuykashiki: Right. I apologize for startling you all. About Tanjiro and Nezuko, I've decided to let them go free. And I would like you all to accept this.

Gyomei: Even if its what you desire, Master, I cannot agree to it.

Uzui Tengen: I'm flamboyantly opposed as well! A Demon Slayer travelling with a demon is unacceptable!

Mitsuri: I shall do whatever it is you wish, Master!

Muichiro: I'm fine either way... Since I'm going to forget anyway.

Y/N: I'm gonna have to ask if he could stay alive Master, I have something to say.

Ubuykashiki: Yes, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm pretty sure in the middle of his Constant Flux, the Water dragon turned Fire instead of water, it kind of looks like rengoku's flame breathing.

Ubuyukashiki: If he can switch through breathings, and I don't even know if its possible then it would be a great help to keep him alive.

Iguro: Even if he can use multiple breathing styles, we don't know if that's 100% true. I won't trust them. I won't trust them. In the first place, I loathe demons.

Kyojuro: Although I respect you with all my heart, that's an incomprehensible notion, Master! I oppose it with everything I've got!

Y/N: So he's just going to ignore the 2 breathings thing?

Shut up, you've already made this less canon by saying that. I've messed with their minds to forget that.

Y/N: Wow, meanie.

Sanemi: The Demon Slayer Corps' mission is to annihilate demons. I request that you penalize both Kamado and Tomioka!

Ubuyukashiki: The letter.

Girl 1: Yes, Master.

The girl pulls out a letter and starts reading.

Girl 1: This is a letter received from a former hashira, Sakonji Urokodaki. I shall read you an abridged version. "Please allow Tanjiro to be accompanied by his sister, a demon. Because of her resilient mental strength, Nezuko has not lost her human emotions. Even in a starved state, she never devoured humans, and this has held true more than two years later. Although the situation seems somewhat far-fetched, it is an indisputable fact. In the event that nezuko does assault a human, Tanjiro Kamado, as well as... Sakonji Urokodaki and Giyuu Tomioka will atone by committing seppuku.'

Sanemi: So what if they commit seppuku? If you want to die, then rot to death for all I care! It's no guarantee! Not by a long shot!

Kyojuro: Shinazugawa is right! If she kills and devours humans, theres no coming back from that! It you bring back the people who were killed!

A/N: Ok so I've been going off of what they said in the anime, but now its just getting too long so i'm going to shorten it.

Shinazugawa proceeds to go over into the shade and stabs Nezuko inside the box, once again. He then cuts himself and teases nezuko to come out, Nezuko does but refuses the blood by turning away.

Ubuyukashiki: Well then, we have proof that nezuko will not hurt demons, so this meeting is over.

Chapter End.

Finally bruh i don't know why i wanted to be so fancy with it i didn't wanna rush but it was getting too long.