be my future, gorgeous <3

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Are you serious?

A human?

shits gonna hit the fan fast, i'm sure.

I was walking with Augustus, listening to him ramble about humans and metal wires in their mouths. We had met up with the Half-a-Witch before class had started and when Augustus had brought up said topic, Willow started acting suspicious.

"Humans?! Pfft- I haven't seen any! whAt?" She squeaked. "Did you know that humans nail barbed wire to their kids teeth? But why? Maybe to make them magnetic?" HAS nerd almost went on but was cut off by an echoed voice from the abomination pot.
"Actually, it's for storing treats." Huh...That was pretty good english for an abomination?
We both gave her a puzzled look, hoping for an explanation.
She sighed and said, "Ok...(Y/N). Augustus, I'm gonna tell you something. But you have to be cool"

"I can be spool. I mean, cool."

I wasn't in a talking mood today, so I just gave an assuring nod.

"Okay. Abomination, rise." On command, something definitely rose from the pot.

What in the ever living fuck is that?

"Ta-Da! I'm an abomination!" It spoke. "Luz, that's not how abominations act."

A human? Here? How? What is it even doing here? hm...she'll probably prove useful soon. Let's stay on her good side, shall we?

The humans voice snapped me out of my thoughts. "I knew an Augustus back in the human world. We called him Gus."

"Gus? Nickname? Human nickname? Gus?" He gushed. "Call me it. Wow. Gus. This is the best day of my life."

I guess it is shorter and more practical. Plus the author wouldn't have to struggle with spelling so much. might as well humor him.

The bell had screamed. Dammit
"Welp! I'll see you two after school... if you don't get caught." We all said our goodbyes and headed off to class.

That human will be fine. She'll definitely make things more interesting in this world. Nothing enjoyable though. I smiled to myself as I tugged on the purple sleeve of the oracle uniform.

-💜-

It was lunch time. Half-a-Witch, Gus, and the human sat at the end of the table

I wonder if he liked it?
He would've told me if he didn't. His precious smile though, I wanna see it again.
He seems like a jerk but he just needs someone to take care of him. I could be that someone. No one else will do it so why shouldn't I? I already miss him. I hope he's ok... being the oh so great Golden Guard must be dangerous. One day, we're gonna run away. No tyrants. No rules. Just me and him.

I went on and on about him in my head, till a slam on the table made me jump. I look over and see Blight yelling random shit about abominations not eating. "I know you're in there! You can't hide from me." She reached into the pot and pulled out a dead-looking human/abomination. She's started to shake it and it kept the same zombie expression. I burst out in laughter, the humans face, amity's anger? It was all too good. Eventually the teacher told her off and she was asked to go to the principals office.

-💜-

School was over, I had waited on the stairs for Willow and Gus. I've been waiting here forever.
It's been a few hours till I saw the human run out of the building in a panic, huge ass vines behind her. I contemplated whether I should follow her or follow where she ran from.
What's up with the plant infestation? Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was just a measly sacrifice for the witch.

I stepped inside and saw Willow talking to Bump. "This is some amazing work Willow. I didn't even know you could do something as wonderful as this. Let alone perform any kind of plant magic!"

Willow did this? So she wasn't weak, she's was just a plant witch this whole time. My good feelings about her were right. Guess I can't call her Half-a-Witch anymore.

"How would you like to transfer to the plant track?" Bump offered. Willow gladly accepted and looked my direction, giving me a thumbs up. I returned the gesture and we both met up with Gus as we headed towards the Owl Shack.

The three of us ran after the human- "Luz!" Willow shouted. They all went in for a hug, I was about to follow through out of reflex.

Nope. Uh-uh. Only Hunter gets my affection.

I stopped myself before anyone noticed. "Seriously, what...What is that?"

I'll tell you what it is Owl Lady. It's disgusting and passionate.

"You won't believe it, Luz." Willow and Gus let go of each other, "Everything is perfect now!"

"It's true. I don't believe it." I wouldn't believe it either

She went on about how Bump transferred her to the plant track changed her uniform from orchid to green. They cheered and hugged.
Then Luz was worried about amity getting in trouble but Gus said she asked if today counts as extra credit.

"Well I can't wait to see you in action next time I sneak in."

Willow made a sour face and Gus spoke, "Uh...about that" I wasn't here for this part? "You're kinda, sorta banned." He pulled out a flyer with the humans face on it with "BANNED" written on it in red.
On the outside I was holding the best poker face.

BAHAHAHAHA STUPID HUMAN YOU FUCKED UP ON YOU'RE FIRST DAY AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN OFFICIALLY ENROLLED.

Then everything got all sappy. blegh.