A Cardboard: Hello, everyone! I'm the cardboard the greatest. I'm adventuring around a scary industry with the heart of a hero. Now, look at me! I'm the greatest cardboard in the world, behold my toughness.
A strong random man came in front of the cardboard. He put it in the printer. Cardboard screams with pain and endures the heat of the printer. After facing hell and getting over all of the suffering, the man placed the cardboard in front of the mirror.
Cardboard Jimin: Oooolala! Now, I really becomes believing that "beauty is pain". I've level upgraded from cardboard the greatest to Jimin the most handsome. Behold my new face you people.
A delivery man carried cardboard Jimin to the car. The car stopped at a house full with creepiness. Cardboard Jimin is abandoned in front of the door of that house. The door was opened by a man with a monkfish face. His name isssssssss
Oil London. No no no no! I guess I made a mistake.
It's Oli London!
Oli London: Dear Mr. Jimin, Na rang Gyeogon Harle?
(Explanation: He wanted to say Nalang gyeohonhaejullae "Will you marry me" in Korean. But because of his pronunciation, poor cardboard Jimin couldn't understand.)
Cardboard Jimin: What the french is he talking about?
Before he could recognize, something disgusting like a worm touched his lips.
Cardboard Jimin: Oi Oi Oi, Nani Kore?! Oh, no! My first kiss!!!! Not with that horrifying face!!!
Oli London: You love our kiss, right?
From that day on, the life of poor cardboard Jimin was ruined by a demon called
Oli London.
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