Subaru: *Having a dream about soaking in a mayonnaise pool*
The bath was filled with a silky type of mayonnaise that tasted a little bit different than the ones he is use too.
Subaru: I proclaim as a pure mayo maniac, then THIS is paradise. (My parents would be extremely jealous of this private resort.
???: Suuubbbaaarrruuu-kkkkuuuunn *Said in a flirty tone*
Subaru: *Turns around and blushes hard* When you think this place couldn't get any better, this whole place is about to become-
???: Demonically *Puts her hands on his shoulders* InSPIred
Subaru: Exactly, way to keep up with R-R-Rem
Rem: *Put her arms around him* Does Subaru-kun want to experience something else Rem is inspired to do with you
Subaru: *Watches as she gotten closer... and as a man he wasn't gonna let himself be outmatched by his girl friend* *He leads in as and before their lips connected, he wakes up*......
Rem: Subaru-kun *Currently wearing her normal maid uniform*
Subaru: *Looks to the side to see Rem by his bed with a bright smile, something he never would have noticed how meaningful it was until yesterday* Good Morning Rem-Rin
Rem: *Kisses his forehead* You too, Subaru-kun
Subaru: *Stood up straight, he was definitely awake now* I guess I don't mind waking up from an amazing dream if this what I get out of it
Rem: Did you dream about Rem *Looks at him with a knowing expression*
Subaru: H-HOW
Rem: While Rem was watching you sleep, you were drooling meaning you were living the life. Then, after a while I touched your cheek, and you showed a very lustful expression.
Subaru: *Images of his greatest dream strikes him back in the face as he covers it* NOOOOO
Rem: Don't worry Subaru-kun, Rem likes it when you dream about her even perverted dreams
Subaru: *Blushes a bit* But if this is gonna happen every time you touch me.... I don't think I like the idea
Rem: Yes *Blushes hard as she pointed* Rem agrees that she shouldn't get Subaru-kun too excited. You might decide one day to impregnate Rem before we have more stable living conditions.
Subaru: *Looks down and saw something poking from his pants* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I might be sexually frustrated times (jealous purposes), but I won't force my way onto my girlfriend. No matter how amazing the experience might be.
Rem: Rem understands. Acknowledging that my boyfriend *Emphasising the word in joy* is a pervert, but it's ok to be around him
Subaru: Ooooo *Hugs her* Be careful what you say, don't forget your boyfriend has the potential to become demonically inspired.
Rem: *Hugs him back* Even so, Rem will not back down, she must overcome Subaru-kun greatness to be a good girlfriend
Subaru: *Sighs but smiles* You go on a head Rem-Rin, today shall be another day of happiness
Rem: *Nods and leaves the room, but not before blowing him a kiss* Rem will await your arrival
Subaru: *As soon as the door close, he put a hand over his heart* How could I possibly not know about my love for her until now.... hopefully that wasn't a cliche
After a while Subaru was ready and got into the kitchen where he saw only Ram.
Ram: Well good morning Barasu
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A Healthy Remshiping
Hayran KurguNow we all know Rem love sickness or unconditional love for Subaru, when Subaru was presented with this problem and how it could hurt both of them. He with some others try to find ways to increase Rem's self value.