all might: hey sexy!!
dumbledore: are you gay?
*dobby starts giving birth*
dobby: AHHHH HUUHHH EEEEHH
*hermione picks dobby's baby and yeets it in the wall, it becomes a noodle,
lucius malfoy comes and eats it*
y/n pov;
hi im y/n and im dating lucius malfoy and i love his son draco potter.
suddenly a eggplant comes and flirts with y/n
y/n; please fuck off
eggplant; yeah sure let me fuck off😏😏
lucius hears these while making a sexy loreal shampoo ad
lucius: oi get ur sexy ass away from my ugly gf
the eggplant starts to twerk
YOU ARE READING
dumbledore gay
عشوائيare you gay? no, but dumbledore is 18+ yaoi gay smut very hot and sexy
