Funny man

𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜

(Btw this a rando version of techno it not canon leave me alone)

𝘛𝘸: 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨,𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴,𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦,𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴(𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘤 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦)

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(Pov ur gæ- I mean POV Y/N)

I flopped on my bed and pulled out my phone and turned it on. "Time to see which creep I can talk to on some rando app to talk to strangers till I get a fucking dick pic and block em" I annoyingly sighed, every time I find a ok person they end up being a creep. I downloaded a new app and made a profile and got added by a rando 2 secs afterwards. "Strange i literally just existed and am already getting added ok ig-" I opened the chat and seen the stranger start to type.

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Hullo.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
Hello grammar police man stepping up stairs

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Bold of you to assume I'm a man.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
;-; sorry *Hello grammar police women or human or pig stepping up stairs

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Let's go with pig for now, before we continue I need to know you're age.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
18 and if ur over the age of 25 im dipping

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Not a problem I'm 22.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
That seems oddly convenient that ur just a few yrs under 25 how do ik ur not lying?

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
You don't, just like I don't know if you're lying.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
..Fair enough but stop talking like a English major it makes u seem old

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
No fair I dropped out ok I got used to typing like this and It's late so I'm autopiloting to currently survive.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
How late? And you were a English major-? Ew

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Very much ew and yes, and it's 4:37am.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
...That's the same time as me- AM I TALKING TO A AMERICAN NOOOOOOOO DIE DIE DIE DIE

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
I hate it here don't act like I love it here, and besides you're an American as well so? Die yourself I guess Theseus.

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
You just completely changed how you type within like 2 secs tf AND MAYBE I WILL >:(

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
I'm just changing it a bit so u shut up and bc im typing one handed and can't be bother to be a perfect English major drop out with my left hand also how about u don't die ur not annoying so I rather u not at least for now

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
I just died reading all that and let's see how fast ur getting blocked- can I ask why ur typing left handed only?

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
First off ew don't assume that I can tell what ur thinking and second I'm just petting my dog don't be a cringy non pg nerd

<̳U̳r̳U̳s̳e̳r̳n̳a̳m̳e̳H̳e̳r̳e̳>̳
U HAVE A DOG AND DIDNT SHOW ME? BETRAYAL :( I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now goodbye English major pig that steps up stairs

P̳i̳g̳s̳t̳e̳p̳p̳i̳n̳g̳u̳p̳s̳t̳a̳i̳r̳s̳
Good night Theseus I guess I don't really care and maybe if u stop being a cringy rated m person u will get to see my dog

I threw my phone across my room and buried my face in my pillow, I honestly was tired but the audacity the grammar police pig person has to not show me the dog made me actually want to go to bed so I can dream of dogs. I ended up drifting off to sleep after 2 hrs of throwing my phone, and going back to get it to google cute dogs in a endless loop.

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