The Ilegal And The Badass

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I Groaned Im Not Looking Forward For School At All So I Push The Sleep Button And Lay Back Down Then My Mom Comes In She Looks At Me And Frowns.

"Hurry Or You'll Be Late For School." She Said Why Couldn't She Be Like One Of Those Kool Moms Who Let There Kids Do Whatever They Wanted. I Faked Cough And She Looks At Me Not Believing Im Sick.

"Fine, You Stay There Ill Be Back." Finally I'm Almost Asleep When I Feel Something Wet And Cold Drenching Me Head To Toe I Jump Off My Bed And Look Around To See My Mom With A Empty Bucket In Her Hands She Smiled And Me And Told Me To Get Ready.

I Walked Into The Bathroom In Slow Motion Like Those T.V. Shows When You See People Running In Slow Mo I Giggles At That Stay Focused I Tell My Brain. When I Was In The Shower I Stated To Think About How Me And My Mom Move A Lot And Whenever I Go To A New School Im Labeled As The Badass Mostly Because I Dont Care What The Teacher Have To Say They Can Shove It, And Im Always The Class Clown. As I Was Getting Out I Slipped On The Water Falling On My Butt With A Thud.

"Oww, I Just Broke My Butt." I Mumbled Then I started To Wonder If You Could Brake Your Butt And I Wiggled Around On The Floor And Figured I Can Ask A Teacher At School Then I Remembered Im On The Floor NAKED Wondering If People Can Brake There Butts I Jump Up And Quickly Dried Off And Put Shorts On With Knee High Pink Socks And Grabbed My Green Calf High Converse And Put Them On And Put A Hello Kitty Shirt On And A Monster Sweatshirt And Dried My Hair Straightened It And Put A Cute Bow Into My Hair Oh I Need To Dye My Hair Again I Always Do This last Week It Was Green This Week Its Redish Pink And Has Black On The Bottom Half Of My Hair.

I Ran Downstairs Grabbed Some Muffins From My Butler, Oh Right My Family Is On The Rich Side We Live In A Mansion And My Mom Had To Go And Get The Biggest One Around I Would Of Liked If I Could Live In A Normal Home And Not Some Too Big To Actually Live In House.

I Jumped Into My Baby She's A Yellow Mustang Not Like Bumble-Bee From Transformers No Its Just Yellow And No one I Mean NO ONE Touches Her. Whith'in 5 Minutes Im At School And I See People Following My Car Yes Its More Expensive Then Any Car Here But Whatever I Got Out And Everyone Watched Me Some Blond Nimrods Looked At Me In Disgust Because Of My Hair When The Boys Watched Me And I Saw Lust In There Eyes And Some Girls Had Jealousy For Me.

I Was Walking When I Walked Straight Into A Toned Back I Fell On My Butt With A "Umph." Sound The Boy Turned Around And Saw Me Sitting On My Butt God He Was Cute He Had Blond Hair And Piercing Green Eyes But I Think He Could Be My New Friend He Holds Out A Hand I Take It And He Pulls Me Up Like I Weigh Nothing And I Quickly Said "Sorry For Running Into You." He Looked At Me And said It Was Alright.

"Your The New Student Here Right?" He Asked Well It Was More Of A Statement Than Anything.

"Yup." I Said And I Popped The 'P'

"Kool, Ill Show You Around. Whats Your Name?" He Asked Me.

"Im Alexis But Call Me Lexie And Yours?" I Asked Him He Looked Like A Stevie To Me I Thought.

"Nick." He Said Than I Giggled And He Looked At Me.

"Whats So Funny?" He Asked Slightly Amused.

"I Thought Your Name Would Be Stevie Or Something Like That." I Said While Laughing.

"Do I Look Gay To You?" He Acted Hurt By Putting His Hands Over His Heart And Staring At Me I Was Laughing Full On Now.

"Hey Nick? Can A Person Brake Your Butt." I Asked When I Remembered This Morning He Looked Amused And Shocked A Girl Would Ask This.

"Why You Asking?" He Asked And Then I Told Him About This Morning I Added The Part About My Mom Too And When I Finished We Were At The Office Getting My List Of What Classes I Had And When We Got There Nick Was On The Floor Laughing.

"Your Funny He Told Me." While Getting Up Looking At My Paper And Smiled And I Gave Him A Confused Look And He Understood.

"We Have First Third And Fifth Block Together." He Said While Taking My Arm And Taking Me To Class On The Way He Said That I Wasnt The Funniest Person He's Talked To So We Made A Bet I Had To Make Him Laugh During Class Today. And I Had The Best Plan I Put 10 Packed Of Gum In My Bag And Was Ready.

The Teacher Walked Into The Class And Told Me To Come To The Front Of The Class And I Was Asked By Some Guy Where I Live And I Said The Reilly Mansion And People Looked Shocked And The Teacher Said I Could Sit Down So I Put Some Gum Into My Mouth And Sat Down And Was Smacking My Gum Really Loud The Teacher Got Annoyed And Turned To Me With a Smug Look And Said "I Hope You Have Enough Gum To Share With The Whole Class." I Laughed.

"Yes Sir." He Looked Confused When I Started To Dig Through My Bag And Pulled My 10 Packs Out And The Teacher Looked At Me Like I Had Grown Four Heads And I Asked Him "Would You Like One?" I Asked When I Got Out Of My Seat And Started To Hand Pieces Of Gum Out. "Sure." He Said YES THIS IS PERFECT I Walked Up To Him Pulled Out My Shock Prank Gum and Told Him To Take It He Tried To Take It then He Got Zapped And I Fell To The Ground Laughing.

"I .  .  . Should Of.  .  .Took.  .  .A Picture." I Said Between Laughs And Then Heard The Rest Of The Class Engulf In Laughter Then I Turned To Face Nick And Said "I WIN." Thats When I Pulled Out A Beach Ball And Passed It Around And People Laughed Harder When They Saw The Teachers Face Turn Red With Anger "PRINCABLE'S OFFICE NOW." He Yelled And I Picked Up My Stuff And Looked At Him In The Eyes "I Hope Your Aware My Uncle Could Get You Fired Right Now, Right?" I Said Pulling Out My IPhone And He Looked At me And Said "How Is He Going To Do That?" By Now The Whole Room Was Quite I Sighed I Pushed Talk And It Ringed 2 Times And My Uncle Picked Up.

"Hey Sweetie, You Having Problems Already?" He Asked I Could Hear He Was Amused And Said Yeah And Then My Uncle Who Happened To Be The Person Who Owns The School Asked To Talk To The Teacher And I Handed Him My Phone.

The I Said "Good Luck." I Watched As His Face Paled And He Looked Shocked And Scared You Could See The Fear Rolling Off Him And He Gave Me My Phone Back And I Sat Down When He Got Back To Work Everyone Was Watching Me, Curiosity Killed the Cat I Thought

"What Did You Do?" Nick Asked me

"Oh I Called My Uncle To tell The Teacher He Cant Yell At Me Like He Just Did." I Said And Shrugged And I Looked At His Confused Face "My Uncle Is The Principles Boss So Yeah....." I Saw Every ones Shocked Looks And I Told Them I Wouldnt Hurt Them Then They Relaxed, I Jumped Out Of My Seat And Got My stuff Together The Teacher Saw Me "Where Are You Going Miss." I Looked At Him.

"Me And NICK Are Going To Get Ice-Cream Excuse Us, Oh I Dont Think You'll Tell Anyone Right?" He Turned Pale Again And Nodded "Your Excused." He Said His Voice Sounded Annoyed "Thankies." I Said And Then I Jumped And Gave Him A Hug "See You Laterz." I Said And Walked Out With Nick Beside Of Me.

Sorry This One Is Kinda A Clife Hanger Ill Update The Second Part To This Chapter Later.

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