The Ilegal And The Badass

Chapter 1 (part 2)

OMG, Im So Sorry My Little Snow flakes I Forgot about this Book :O Plzz Don't Hate Me. :) I'll Give You A Muffin If You Do.  Anyways....... Enjoy the Story

Chris <3 <3

"Hey Nick, Wanna Meet My Uncle?" I Questioned Nick.

"Sure." Is All He Said, He had a nerves look on his face.

"Dude Chill, My Uncle's The best." I Smiled at him and I saw Him Visibly relax. By now We were In the office, I was going to go straight to his office but some blond bimbo stopped me. "You can't Go in There Miss." She Said Annoyed.

"Uncle Danny!" I Yelled. My Uncle Came Out When he saw me his face broke out into a smile. I Saw The bimbo look Shell-Shocked. I Sent her a Smug Look.

"Hey Sweetheart." I Love Him he lets me do ANYTHING.

"Uncle I wanted you to meet my friend Nick." I Shoved Nick from where He was hiding behind me. I watched amused as I saw Him Shaking, Nick stuck out his hand and said "Nice To Meet You Mr. Pyken." Boy did he looked shocked when my uncle pulled. "Call Me Dan." His Said.

"Danny, Me and Nick are going to get Ice-Cream We'll Be back Later." I Gave My uncle My puppy dog Face. No One I Mean No One Has Ever Said No To My Face.

"Okay Sugar Plum." He Kissed My Cheek." I walked out of the office with Nick trailing behind. When We Got outside, I Walked Over to my Baby Nick Looked Impressed of my Baby.

"His Name is Benny." I Said.

When Me And Nick Walked Into The Ice-Cream Shop, I Walked over to the menu and looked at them, I want Cocoa....No Strawberry.....No....I Heard Laughing and looked up and saw Nick Looking Amused "You Look like If you Pick The wrong flavor Your going to die or something." I Scuffed And Ignored His Comment In The End I got Coffee and Nick Got Vanilla Typical Boy Now Were Sitting At The Booth In The Back When A Cheerleader Walked Up Or More Shake Up TO Us.

"Hey Babe." She Said While Sitting On Him Totally Ignoring Me I Hate When People Do That, Then Nick Gave My A 'Help Me' Look I Held In My Laugh.

"Excuse Me But Could You Move Your Ass Off My Friend If You Haven't Noticed He's Not Enjoying It." I Said She Looked Ticked But She Looked More pissed because I Said That While Smiling.

"If I'm Bothering You You Can Sit Over There, Its Where You Belong After All." She Said And Then She Pointed To The Dumpster I Couldn't Help But Laugh At Her And She Looked Pissed That I Did That. Then She Jumped Up And Walked To Me. YES, Hit Me I Was Hoping In My Head. Then She Punched Me In The Face Most Of You Don't Know But I'm Really Good A Boxing. Hehe. I Stood Up And Punched Her Nose And I Heard A sickening Crack Right Away And Then She Grabbed Her Nose. "Hey, This Was A Birthday Present." She Screeched Ugh I Hate People Who Do That There All So Annoying.

She Got Up and tried to run But ended up falling, I giggled When I saw That Happen.

"Lexie We Should Head Back Now." Nick Said. "Fine"

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I Slammed The Door Opened And Walked into the Class Room All The Eyes On Me. The teacher Looked Like one Of Those Stricter Types. "Excuse Me, Did You Have Fun While You Weren't In Class?" She Asked She didn't show any emotion.

"Your Right I did, I Went to Get Ice-Cream With Nick, And Punched a Hooker In The Nose." I Heard A Gasp And I Looked Up to See Her. " Attention Class, Code Red, Code Red, There's A Hooker In The Class." I Pointed to Her, Everyone Looked at her While Laughing. She Gave Me a Glare that could Kill. " Mrs.Niller, YOU CAN'T LET HER SAY THAT." He Screamed.

"Im Sorry, Debbra But I Can't Tell her what to do, Unless I want to get fired." She Said, She kinda Looked Scared Then I Looked At Debbra And I Swear I Saw Smoke Coming Out of her head. She Screamed again And ran out.

I Looked around The Class Room "Is it Me Or Does She Scream a lot?" I Asked the class. Some Kid Raised his Hand. "Rule Number One No Raising Your Hands, Got it?" Everyone Nodded There Heads, Now The Kids Blurted out.

"You Uncle's The Boss Right?" I Nodded at that Question.

"Do You do this stuff before You moved here?"

"Yes."  Said.

"Have You ever Went to Jail?" I Nodded.

"How Many Schools Have You Been Kicked out of?" I Held Up seven Fingers to show the kid.

"Whats The Worst Thing You've Ever Done?" I Giggled at That one.

"I Through A Teacher Out The Window." Everyone Looked shocked. "Hey, I told Him to Stop Talking But--" I was Interrupted By The door Slamming Opened Everyone Looked Scared at who Was Behind Me. I Saw Brown Hair, And Green Eyes And a Face I can Recognize Anywhere. I Ran Up To Him Yelling. "Snuggle Buddy!" And I Jumped On Him.

"lex, Why Are You Here Wait Let Me Guss You Got Kicked out Again." He said This Like A Mother Scolding A Child. "Why Would I tell You." I Faked Snapped while Climbing Down

"Do You Not Wanna Be Snuggle Buddies Anymore?." He Said Faking Hurt.

"Franklyn Yes." I Said right Back At Him. He Fell And Grabbed My Leg And Faked Crying While He Said 'I Though We Had Something Special' I Laughed At Him I Opened My Mouth to say something By I was Cut Off By The Bell, Finally School's Over I Kicked David Off My Leg And Left School to Go Home.

When I Got Home I Went And Grabbed My Skate board And When To The Skate Park You Wont Believe Who I Saw.

Hope It Was Okay.....Im Not Happy With It But Whatever. Bye My Special SnowFlakes Untill Next Time.....

Chris <3 <#

P.s. Ill Update This Time, I Promise I Wont Forget :D