Commitment

Splash

After a nice breakfast with the harbingers you all paid and just stood outside the place wondering what the hell you were gonna do...

You wondered around Liyue all morning and as pretty as it is you didn't feel like doing it again. You were quite bored actually you wanted to fight something... anything. Scaramouche really riled you up with that shock earlier in the morning but you knew better than to start something with someone like him.

But you couldnt help but wonder what the outcome would be if you just...

*splash*

"what the fuck" the harbinger cursed.

oh fuck i actually did it...

"whoops" you playfully thew up your hands which probably made the situation worse if your being honest.

he turned around irritated. you could quite literally see the anger spilling out of him.

It was just a harmless little splash into his shirt tho...

"what do you think your doing?" he asked.

"i mean i technically know what im doing so wouldn't the real question be what do you think im doing?" you said while looking up as if you were pondering something.

"do you want to get shocked again...?" he asked obviously annoyed.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH... again?" childe stepped in.

"when the fuck did you touch them" he questioned.

"i didnt touch them first of all. Second of all i zapped them from a distance to wake them up this morning because they were sleeping outside the building like some weirdo" he argued.

"not like i owed you an explanation anyways... back to them..." he said looking at you.

"NO NO NO" childe stepped in front of him and waved his hands in front of his face.

"im still right here hello me the amazing 11th harbinger cousin of the person you zapped... as their cousin what the fuck gave you the right to zap them" he asked ticked off.

"i gave me the right now move" he stared at chile.

Childe was unphased and just stared back.

I suppose this is what they call prolonged eye contact or smth.

"As heartwarming as it is to see my favorite cousin stand up for me, take this as revenge for you zapping me this morning. If you look at i got the short end of the stick so just drop it. Okay?" you said trying to calm them down.

" NO NOT 'OKAY' " he mocked you.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM??" He screams.

"someone who needs to step the fuck down" you said approaching him.

"ohh now you've done it" he says approaching you.

Signora cut you guys off.

"Take it somewhere else i dont wanna deal with the mililith." she shoved you both apart.

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After a long walk to some mountain near the city you finally had the chance to continue where you left off. Scaramouche was mad and you were bored so why not.

"oh oh i wanna be referee so you guys dont kill each other" childe said jumping around in excitement.

"yeah yeah whatever can we just get this over wi-" you got cut off by a tranquilizer dart getting shot and penetrating your neck. (idk man bare with me)

"oh... fuck..." you start to fade in and out of consciousness only to see purple flashes right before you drifted away into a deep deep state of unconsciousness.

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[A/N] ok so bare with me for a sec. i completely forgot i was writing this and this was in my drafts apparently i never published this and now i have no idea where i was trynna go with this... i promise. PROMISE to keep my notifications on now bc we've all experienced what happens when i dont and well yes expect frequent updates again 🙏🙏 also drop ideas for wtf i should do after this whole little scene went down. since i cant remember wtf i was trynna do with that.