Lucifer's Lover (Obey Me Fanfic)

Chapter 1

"PSHHHHHHHHH" That's the sound of me peeing while reading my favorite shoujo manga on the toilet. Where the extremely boring, no personality having main character somehow gets with THE perfect man. I guess she's supposed to represent us readers but that's kinda OFFENSIVE IF YOU ASK ME. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE KIWI?!" UGHH I WAS ABOUT TO GET TO THE GOOD PART!!

After a good scolding by my mom I called my bestie Yuu. "HEY BITCH I was reading hentai why you interrupt me." What is hentai, you may ask? Jk. You're probably a loser virgin who doesn't have a love life. Of course you know what hentai is. Anyway none of the hentai are up to my STANDARDS. I want a kinky story but all the ones I see are vanilla af. UNLESS THEY'RE YAOI. I don't like gay peo- wait no I don't like gay stori- Uhm. You get the idea. I haven't dated anyone ever irl and I can't even find a good hentai online to fulfill my desires </3 Life sucks. "Omg bestie, did you hear that there's a hot new student coming? I heard Lu and her little gang talk about how they saw like, the cutest guy ever and how they wanted him so bad," Yuu said. I could barely understand him as he was MONCHING on some CHIPPUS. Anyway what did I care about some hot guy? Even the ugly ones don't notice me.

When I woke up in the morning for school I heard a weird smell. WAS DAD SMOKING WEED AGAIN?? "UGHH DADDY BOB STOPP!" "AYE BABY GIRL GOOD MORNIN!!!! HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY MY BACHA? SALTY? GRUMPY? MAYBE LITTLE BIT CRAZY??" I rolled my eyes at him and grabbed a toast so I COULD RUN TO SCHOOL ANIME STYLE.

I checked my non-existent watch AND REALIZED I WAS LATE. AAAAA GOTTA SPEED UP. *BONK* "OWCHHHHHHIEEEEE I THINK I GOT A BOOBOO" I whined as I caressed my butt. I looked up to see who the fucker was that bumped into me and nearly died. A VERY SEXY BOY IN OUR SCHOOL UNIFORM WAS LOOKING AT ME, CONFUSED. My face felt hot and I got super embarrassed. "UHM IM SORRYYY!! UnU" I heard a group of girls snickering in the distance and saw LU. Ugh worst timing. "It's fine." The sexy motherfucker responded in the DEEPEST, HOTTEST MORNING VOICE I HAD EVER HEARD.

"Seriously?? A BOOBOO? How old are you, 7???? BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA" Please not Lu being the one to say that. She looks like she's barely outta the womb. Her friends literally have to hold her up so she doesn't look like a child. I ignored her and kept walking. I was gonna tell Yuu all about this :C