Lucifer's Lover (Obey Me Fanfic)

Chapter 2

During lunchtime, I saw the cutie from earlier sitting at the table across from us. I was still very embarrassed. "Ay btw Yuu, what's his name?" "Well I'm glad you asked. I am here only to fulfill the role of the best friend who somehow knows about everything going on at school. His name is LUCIFER." "Oof. Shame that his name starts with "Lu" like a certain unlikable character in this story."

I was walking to the bathroom because I had to PISS and I saw Lu there. I tried to hide my laugh as she couldn't reach the sink but failed. "I bet you think this is real funny huh? Well you know what I think is funny? The fact that YOU like Lucifer.. HAHAHAHAHHA!!!" I stared at her for a long second before saying "As if YOU'D have any of a better chance. He'd probably reject you saying that he's not a pedo." I always made fun of her height to her face but this time she got really mad. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T. I.. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT. INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL. RIGHT NOW."

After pissing, I went to where our supposed fight was happening. I looked through the crowd to find my opponent. "EHEM! I'm down here!" I stood back and saw her doing the same thing. Only she just kept going back. Is she chickening out HAH. But then, SHE RAN TOWARDS ME FULL SPEED TO TACKLE ME. THIS WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED. I GAURDED MYSELF WITH MY ARMS LIKE GOKU AND SHUT MY EYES. I waited for her to hit me anddd nothing. "LET ME GOOOO!!" I looked up to see LUCIFER holding her in the air by her pigtails.

He put one foot behind the other, SWUNG HER AROUND AND THREW HER. The whole school gasped but his aim was so good and she landed in a trash can. "HAH finally where she belongs!" I saw Lucifer smile at that and I did too. As everyone was processing what the fuck just happened, we didn't notice maLUcia had walked out of the trash can and right over to Lucifer. She KICKED HIM HARD IN THE BAL- THE LEG AND he stumbled over and very unrealistically KISSED ME?? The whole school gasped. The kiss lasted 10 seconds before we realized that it had happened. It was then that the teachers got there.