Shrek and the haunted manor.. (Shrek x among us x Donald trump x GRU)

day 1...

Shrek was walking late at night... he felt a presence he was going to look at the person if he wants to attack but it was too late.. he was kidnapped... he woke up not being able to see anything... 

[a strange squeky voice] "uwu are you awake "

[shrek] "huh.. "

Shrek had woke up from his slumber

.....

he took off the blindfold to see a few other people..

he noticed this was a place that he had been before, a haunted manor he viseted when he was on tour (cuz he is shrek) 

there were 12 people but 3 stood out to him

flusterderly looks away after he noticed he was looking at them for to long

(Shrek's POV)
- i guess i should go introduce myself and get to know some people, might as well cuz it feels like im going to be stuck with them for a long time -

(Nobodys POV)

Shrek goes up to someone and starts to introduce himself

[Shrek] hi, im shrek

[?] Hi, Im caillou!

[Shrek] Arent you t yound to be here?

[caillou] ł₥ 4 >:(

[Shrek] oh- okay sorry-

Shrek walks away knowing caillou might be a threat

[?] HOLA, SOy Dora!, Whats Your NAme?!

[Shrek] im shrek nice to meet you

[Dora] can you find where the exit is? No? Lets Cal Map!

*mapa mapa mapa mapa*

shrek slowly backed away and bumbed into someone

[?] "oh- hello im bartholomule the second the 3rd.."

the rat said shyly

[Shrek] "sorry to bump into you like that!.."

[Bartholomule] "its fine, and just call me brtholomule!"

[Shrek] "my name is shrek nice to meet you"

[bartholomule] "nice to meet you too!"

[Shrek] "imma go say hi to other people, Bye!"

[bartholomule] "Ok, Bye!"

[anounce ment on some unseen speekers] "Hello, you must be so confused, i brought you all here to see who survives.. you dont HAVE to kill eachother but you might go insane and murder eachother Good luck, you'll need it!"

 [shrek] "yea maybe we can do this.. lets have 

 hope."