8 | idfk man

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Warnings
Swearing
Sexual jokes

Main chat
Yuga Aoyama - ✨💫✨™
Mina Ashido - Alien Queen
Tsuyu Asui - Veronica Sawyer
Tenya Iida - sanic
Ochaco Uraraka - Defying Gravity
Mashiro Ojiro - swoosh
Denki Kaminari - Karen Smith
Eijiro Kirishima - Gretchen Wieners
Koji Koda - Secret Life Of Pets
Rikido Sato - diabetes
Mezo Shoji - fuck you x6
Kyoka Jiro - Janis Sarkisian
Hanta Sero - Office Supplies
Fumikage Tokoyami - Lydia Deetz
Shoto Todoroki - CuZ Ur hoT thEn UR cOLd
Toru Hagakure - Invisibitch
Katsuki Bakugo - Regina George
Izuku Midoriya - Izuwu
Minoru Mineta - NO GOD PLEASE NO
Momo Yaoyorozu - God herself

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Class 1-A
Tuesday, oh wow a time of day AM

Invisibitch is online

Invisibitch
hey cunts
im bored
entertain me

Karen Smith and Office Supplies are online

Office Supplies
no
perish

Office Supplies is offline

Invisibitch
well fuck him :/

Karen Smith
do u know abt the mannerism art period??

Invisibitch
the what

Karen Smith
it was this really weird art period after the renaissance
and before broque or whatever
basically ppl just painted whatever tf they wanted
like who gives a fuck??
all the famous shit had already been made

Invisibitch
...cool

Karen Smith
some bitch made a 2 meter long baby jesus

Invisibitch
PFFT WHAT

Karen Smith
yep
bestie's mommy didnt even have collarbones
her shoulders were v droopy

Invisibitch
lmao

Karen Smith
all the proportions were pretty wacky
ngl the more u look at it the more fcked up it gets

Invisibitch
i kinda wanna look it up now

Karen Smith
do it
or die a coard

sanic is online

sanic
*coward

Karen Smith
stfu
i due wat i waunte
horre

sanic
You're in high school, and not just any high school, U.A., you should use proper spelling and grammar.

Karen Smith
noe❤️
fucc off dad

sanic
I'm not your dad.

Karen Smith
are you disowning me???
how could you?
😭

Invisibitch
you literally told him to fuck off-

Karen Smith
shut

sanic
I was never your dad, therefore, I cannot disown you.

Karen Smith
but daaaaad

sanic
I'm not your dad.

Karen Smith
but you could be my daddy 😏😏

Invisibitch
n o .

sanic
Pardon me? I'm not going to be your father.

Karen Smith
pussy

sanic
Please refrain from using such vulgar language towards anyone, especially your classmates.

Invisibitch
yeah kami 🙄✋

Karen Smith
please refrain from being a coward

Invisibitch
ooohh snap 👀

sanic is offline

Invisibitch
OOOHH SNAP

Karen Smith
he's leaving! just like my dad.

Invisibitch
you good-?

Karen Smith
so
he's my dad

sanic is online

sanic
Sorry, Todoroki was trying to burn the table.

Karen Smith
PFFT
WHAT THE HELL

sanic
It happens occasionally. Midoriya, Uraraka, Tsu, and I do what we can to impede the damage.

Karen Smith
tf does impede mean

sanic
It means to delay or prevent something by obstructing it.

Karen Smith
ah, words
if only my brain could understand them rn

Several people are online

Alien Queen
succs to be you ig

Izuwu
hey! don't be rude to them! sometimes brains are just mean and don't process things

Karen Smith
lol she doesn't mean it

Alien Queen
our friend group is just mean to each other

Karen Smith
but ty

Izuwu
sorry- i don't think i'll ever fully understand that lol

Karen Smith
fair

Alien Queen
fair

Karen Smith
...

Alien Queen
...

Karen Smith
👀

Alien Queen
👀

Karen Smith
we share a braincell

Alien Queen
we share a braincell

Karen Smith
SHUT UP WHORE

Alien Queen
SHUT UP SLUT

Invisibitch
there it is

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a/n
i hope you'll take whatever this was. i do have a chapter with actual plot in the works, so that should be out soon*

happy spooky season!

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