Hey guys its Herp
So today i got homework to find out where man came from
Me: Mom, where did man come from?
Mom: sweety, humans evolved from apes over a period of time ^_^
Me: *wants to double check* Dad, where did man come from?
Dad: well god created Adam and Eve, and he created us as well ;)
Me: but mom said humans evolved from apes ;o
Dad: well you see son, your mother was referring to HER side of the family and i was referring to MINE
And then my dad got a blender to the face ._.
Now for our daily "Y u no?"
So today i was at the beach with a trunks on, all shirtless ands stuff. these girls walked by and i was like "looking good ladies :)" and they were like "fuq off fat ass!"
i'm not fat...
Fat, y u no stop hiding my abs?!!
