Balan Wonderworld Shenanigans

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lance: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
The Grim Creeper: ...I did. I broke it.
Lance: No. No you didn't. Anjellica?
Anjellica: Don't look at me. Look at Cuckoo.
Cuckoo: What?! I didn't break it.
Anjellica: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Cuckoo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Anjellica: Suspicious.
Cuckoo: No, it's not!
Barktholomew: If it matters, probably not, but Purrla was the last one to use it.
Purrla: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Barktholomew: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Purrla: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Barktholomew!
The Grim Creeper: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lance.
Lance: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Wormsworth: Lance... Princess Marey's been awfully quiet.
Princess Marey: rEALLY?!
*Everyone but Barktholomew starts arguing*
Barktholomew, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Barktholomew: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Barktholomew:
Barktholomew: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.