Balan Wonderworld Shenanigans

Social Media

Lance: Hey guys. I was wondering; If we used social media, what would each of us use?

Emma Cole: Instagram, because everyone has it!

Barktholomew: Ah, a simpleton I see. I would have Discord.

Princess Marey: Is it because Discord, Chaos and Destruction follow you wherever you go?

Barktholomew: Now THAT'S uncalled for, Wattpad girl.

Princess Marey: Wha---?

Barktholomew: You should have died a long time ago.

Hooverton: I call pinterest! I could look at crafts and stuff for hours.

Anjellica: Tik tok!

The Grim Creeper: Tik tok.

Barktholomew: Y'all a clock now?

Anjellica: Wha-?

Purrla: Facebook.

Barktholomew: Of course you would like it.

Purrla: Huh?

Barktholomew: That's for bitches. ANYWAY!

Wormsworth: Oh, Google+.

Fortstopher IV: I like Myspace.

Princess Marey: Oh! Those are good ones!

Barktholomew: If they both weren't DEAD!

Wormsworth: They were good while they were alive.

Fortstopher IV: R.I.P Google+ and Myspace. You will be missed.

Princess Marey: Moment of silence...

*silence*

Barktholomew: OKAY!

The Hydrac: YouTube.

Barktholomew: Wha-?

Emma Cole: Is that even social media?

The Hydrac: Yeah, and there's animated videos.

Leo Craig: How about MeWe?

Princess Marey: That's a good one too.

Barktholomew: The Me What?

Leo Craig: It's a newer one that promises privacy and is supposed to be better than-

Barktholomew: We're not here to advertise! What about you, Worville?

Worville Wright is on his computer with headphones.

Worville Wright: Oh, sorry. I was looking at Adult-Oriented Videos and Images on Newgrounds.

Barktholomew:

Balan: What do you think I would have?

Emma Cole: SnapChat?

Leo Craig: It's also popular, just like you!

Balan: Aw, arigato! I try.

*Barktholomew hisses*

Balan: What are you thinking?

Barktholomew: The more I consider it, I think you'd use Twitter.

Balan: Why?

Barktholomew: Because... YOU'RE A TWIT!

Lance and the other 11 Nega Bosses:

Barktholomew: Or you could also be a Facebook person because you are fucking EVERYWHERE!

Balan: I-

*Two minutes of Barktholomew saying what Balan appeared in later...*

Balan: At least I'm popular!

Hooverton: More like toxic.

Balan: Yeesh. Well...

Cuckoo: Amino?

Fortstopher IV: Do NOT mention that satan app!

Cuckoo: Um... Okay?

Fortstopher IV: BTW, Tumblr is only for memes and NSFW.

Barktholomew: Sounds like my kind of place!

Hooverton: PornHub and Reddit are also used for NSFW.

Barktholomew: Why am I just finding out about this?! Bye~!

Emma Cole: Where he going?

Fortstopher IV: To get that NSFW. He's a horny man.

Leo Craig: What about the rest of us?

Balan: We don't have time for you. Let's talk about how that wolf made me cry.

Princess Marey: Don't want to hear about it! *slaps Balan*

Balan:

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