A/n- DID U MISS ME . I HAVE WROTE MORE STORIES AND JUST BEEN IN LIFE :).
It isnt what it looks like..
While waiting for klaus, i was bored shitless . I didnt know what to do . But a idea did come to my head. Considering everyone in the house had some sort of power , I decided to test everyone out .
First was five . He was the easiest to annoy and get to use his power. So heres my plan .
1. Get him downstairs by screaming.
2. Tell him i made coffee.
3. Dont let him get it.
4. Run for it .
5. Watch him spacial jump.
Thats it , my master plan. :)Lets rock this bitch .
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING HAND!" I screamed as loud as i could.
Then i saw a blue light behind me.
"Y/n ? Are you ok?" He asked.
"Ye , you?" I asked casually.
"You screamed that you hurt your hand." He was concerned.
"Oh that was only to get you down here ." I smiled at him.
"Oh ok.? Why ?"
"To give you this coffee i made you." He gave me a confused look.
"Why?"
"Can i not be nice to you." I sighed in disbelief.
"No you can . Thank you."
He went to reach for it . I moved my hand away .
"Not so fast."
"What now y/n?"
"You have to catch me first for it." I smirked .
"Fine . This will be easy anyway." He is a bit to cocky.
"Dont be so cocky old man . You dont know everything about me yet."
What he doesnt know is that i got a little trick up my sleeve.
"Sure like what?" He asked crossing his hands.
"Like this" i spacial jumped across the room. He eyes wide open . "Or this" i ran extremely fast to him. "Or this" i said in his mind.
"Shit. How am I supposed to catch you."
"You little sarcastic prick" i said.
"On three?" He asked.
"On three. One .... Two...." And i was gone.
"Thats not fair you cheated" he said.
"Cry about it." I took a sip of his coffee.
We spacial jumped for about 5 minutes before he got me .
The way this mf got me was by fucking rugby tackling me to the ground. Thennnnn this mf sat on my legs and held my hands down after he got the coffee safe on the ground .
"Y/nNnNnNnnNn IM HOME!" Klaus called from what seemed to be really close by.
'Shit he might be in the living room . Shit shit .' I thought.
"Y/N WHERE ARE Y-" he stopped mid sentence once he walked into the room and saw me and five.
"It isnt what it looks like." Me and five both said.
Klaus did not believe a word that we said.
"Sureeeeeeeee. I will be in my room if u need something." He said.
"What will we need from you klaus?" I asked.
Big mistake.
" yk by 'anything' i mean yk condoms." He said casually.
"Klaus?" I stared at him.
"Yeeesss?" He said all happily.
"You better fucking run. Like . Now ." I looked him straight in the eye.
"Shit" and with that he was gone .
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Umbrella academy
FanfictionY/n is best friends with Klaus hargreeves and also drinking buddies. One day y/n and klaus go to tua for a day . You meet everyone , but who knows what will happen ? This is after the apocalypse I do not own any of the umbrella academy characters...