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you were sleeping one morning when your alarm went off for school, it was Saturday. You forgot to turn it off. You got up and looked in the mirror to see you 3'2 small hourglass Oompa Loompa built bitch door frame looking body. You suddenly got a call from you crush. (cocomelom mom because safari won't tell me her name.) you turned red as soon as you saw your phone. you answered and heard a soft but very deep voice for no fucking reason because that makes no sense. "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello?" you said with your soft voice. "are we still going to the beach today?" said the cocomelon mom from the other side of the phone. "umm y-y-y-y-y-yes, w-w-w-we a-are." "okay good, see you there." They hung up. you flopped on you bed and you were blushing really hard your face looked like an ugly ass tomato because y/n isn't always pretty tf. You remembered that everyone was going to be at the beach by 2:00 pm. You quickly got the swim suit you were going to wear. It was a red 2 piece bikini, you knew that you would get your crushes attention with it. You cooked, slept, ate, and watched tv until 1:50 pm. You left your house and drove to the beach, when you got there you saw them. The cocomelon mom. she was wearing a watermelon bikini which matched with her daughters (from the one video.) It showed how thicc she was and her hourglass body. "oh hey you came!" "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes I d-d-d-d-d-d-did." you said softly. "you look musty crusty dusty af. Bitch why tf would you wear that with your Peppa pig looking ass self. looking like a fucking Twix bar tf?" said JJ in his deep voice even though he's a fucking baby. "u-u-u-uhm s-s-s-s-s-sorry.." you said with a hurt voice. "bitch tf you should be with your fucking 5 head tf." said JJ. "he's got a point." said the cocomelon mom. "oo-o-o-o-o--oo-o-o--o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--oo-o-h." "yeah but baby gurl u lookin kinda thicc." she said as she smacked you fat jiggly ass. "o-o-o-o--oo-h t-t-thanks.." "babygurl u tryna go back to my place? said the cocomelon mom in a deep voice. "u-u-u-u-u-u-hmm sure.." "okay bet get in." she said signaling you to get in her car. She suddenly pushed you to the back and choked you to death. She killed you right there but it felt good asf because she thicc. "I am Kira... thats right, me.. light yagami. IM KIRA!" 

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