Omfg it's been so long!!! Hello, welcome back to cringe 🌚"IM KIRA!" Said cocomelon mom
I couldn't believe it. I was so scared I shid myslef gracefully.
IM SORRY I MADE THIS AND FOUND IT FUNNY 😭
"Gurl what the hell.." she said.
"I'm sorry I let out such a phat shid" I said cutely.
"Get the fuck outta my car." She said very angrily.
I shid even harder this time
"gurl.."
"I'm sorry." 🥺
"Idc as long as you let me clap them boxy cheeks"
"Oh bett" 😍Got them cheeks clapped 🌚
"I'm tired.." I said
"Lazy ass hoe."
I cutely shid my pants again. I was calmer now until I saw her pull out a black notebook. It was labeled "death note." I though she was just gonna write in her diary or sum. She looks at her watch then back up at me every now and then. I suddenly felt my heart start to heart. I felt more shidd coming out so I shidd myself cutely then died.
Cocomelon mom POV:
"Good She's finally dead." Said cocomelon momI quickly got out of the car and went to go swim with my husband and ugly rat children. I was cheating on my husband anyways.
I saw y/n get out of the car. I was shocked. I thought I killed her..
It's cuz she's a baddie 😍👹
how is this possible.. I haven't lost yet.
"FIGHT ME!!" I said angrily.
"this is my fight song!! 🥺🥺
"we aren't doing this."
I pulled out my sword and stabbed the bitch 837446 times.
"GO MOM YOU HOE!!" I heard JJ say.I totally slayed that. 😍
So I left that bitch there to die and I went to go start genocide in Marley 😍😍
I'll write more tomorrow or Saturday
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cocomelon mom x female reader
FanfictionI was honestly just bored and thought about how thicc the cocomelon mom is and decided to write.