Who Was Your Friend But Now Enemy
Aries:UK
Taurus:Equatorial Guinea
Gemini:Denmark (What Did You Do To Piss Him Off?-)
Cancer:Russia
Leo:Austria
Virgo:Scottland
Libra:Third Reich
Scorpio:Aquarius
Sagittarius:Singapore
Capricorn:Finland
Aquarius:Scorpio
Pisces:Ophiuchus
Ophiuchus;Pisces
What Djikia Thinks Of You
Aries:"Fuck You"
Taurus:"Who Is You?"
Gemini:"Double Faces, Double Slaps"
Cancer:"DO YOU HAVE CANCER?-"
Leo:"Lion Boi"
Virgo:"You A Virgin or Something?"
Libra:"Take This Springfield M1903"
Scorpio:"Ima Call You Scorpion"
Sagittarius:"Aqua's Lover"
Capricorn:"Got Corn?"
Aquarius:"Great Friend"
Pisces:"Lion's Lover"
Ophiuchus;"Aqua's Friend."
Who You Celebrate ⁵⁰⁰ With
Aries:Everyone
Taurus:Everyone
Gemini:Everyone
Cancer:Everyone
Leo:Everyone
Virgo:Everyone
Libra:Everyone
Scorpio:Everyone
Sagittarius:Everyone
Capricorn:Everyone
Aquarius:Everyone
Pisces:Everyone
Ophiuchus;Everyone
PARTY!
Who Tries To Steal Your Pet But Fails
Aries:Mozambique
Taurus:Bahrain
Gemini:Argentina
Cancer:Bhutan
Leo:Kyrgyzstan
Virgo:Portugal
Libra:Panama
Scorpio:Singapore
Sagittarius:Tuvalu
Capricorn:Cape Verde
Aquarius:Belgium
Pisces:Macau
Ophiuchus;Yemen
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Countryhuman Zodiacs
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