"Say something, bitch!" Jake yelled from the audience. Sana and Jungkook looked at each other, lost for words. Perhaps they were speechless from each others' incredibly good looks. Or maybe Jungkook had forgotten his vows. But the priest wasn't doing a very good job either. The three of them just stood there.
"Fuck this, I have better things to be doing," Jin muttered, getting up and storming away. Minghao watched the wedding in disgust. How unclassy of everyone.
Dahyun had obviously gotten bored too, and was back at the food table, finishing what was left of the appetisers.
Seemingly had forgotten about her job, Nayeon left the stage to do some forward somersaults over the red carpet because that looked fun asf. Boba watched her and nodded, not saying anything.
This was a perfect chance for Hyunjin to unleash his inner freak. He stood on his chair, did a tribal war cry, hitting his chest like a gorilla and then charged onto the stage. He bullrushed Jungkook who had just opened his mouth to actually say his vows, sending him plummeting to the ground. Sana gasped, as well as the rest of the audience but not Boba because she wasn't getting involved. Butt just sighed because nobody was paying attention to the music.
"Move." Hyunjin pushed Jungkook and Sana out of the way and started to unbutton his shirt.
"WOOOOHOOOOO!" Jake screamed, lighting up a cigarette. Jungkook didn't know what to do and was starting to get flustered so ran away from the venue.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, HYUNJIN!" Bm yelled, as Hyunjin was completely stripped down to his neon green boxers. As he was about to take them off and wave them in the air, Bm jumped through the sky like a speedy cheetah and tackled him to the ground.
"GET HIM, HYUNNIE!" Felix cheered him on, somehow equipped with cheerleading pompoms. Boba wordlessly tried to hold Felix back, who was now trying to climb up the stage to join Hyunjin. Felix was having none of it! He ripped his jacket off, then attempting to strangle Boba who was crying without noise.
Having successfully dressing Hyunjin, Bm turned back to the audience and knocked out Felix who had almost killed Boba. Felix fell lifelessly to the ground like an autumn leaf.
"LADIES PLEASE!" Butt interrupted, shutting everyone up. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"
Everyone stopped in their tracks, looking around at the havoc they had caused. Chairs were flipped, the food table was demolished, two guests were on the ground and gasping for air, and most importantly...
The groom had disappeared...
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HorrorA chaotic wedding that was chaotic for literally no reason and could have been so much simpler Written by Minghao
