Minghao sighed and shook his head slowly in solemn. He could be at home, perfecting Dubaddu wari wari on the piano but he got dragged into this. This mess of a wedding. Right now, while everyone was silent and thinking about their actions, he had the perfect opportunity to lecture everyone and then get everything back into order. But he decided to just stay in his seat instead.
XiaoJun took up that role instead. Nayeon was nowhere to be found so using his initiative, he took up the role of the priest. He climbed onto the stage, kicking Hyunjin off, and looked towards Sana who was just staring at the ground in utter shock and disbelief.
"Sana. Please say your vows." Sana didn't reply. She just kept staring at the ground. It was getting awkward so he tried to help her out. "It's okay, I'll give you a guide of what you should say: I, Sana, take you, Jungkook, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."
Still Sana didn't reply. "FARK G JUST KISS EACH OTHER OI" Jake boomed.
He threw his cigarette behind him (hope that doesn't catch anything on fire lol).
"THEY CAN'T KISS EACH OTHER MF, JUNGKOOK ISN'T F****** HERE!" Nayeon and Minghao both yelled at the same time but Minghao didn't use asterixes. Nayeon then realised that her and XiaoJun had completely swapped roles. She was in his seat and he was at the priest's lectern. At this, she dove onto the stage, ripping XiaoJun's hair out and plucking his eyelashes out one by one for maximum pain.
"Not again." Boba thought to herself, not out loud though. As things were about to get hectic for a second time, an unknown figure appeared on the stage.
"Hapoy birthday Namjoon!" DaryaNa sang, waving a flag with Koya on it. She threw purple hearts out into the audience, accidentally hitting Butt in the eye. She had successfully diverted everyone's attention an like an angel visiting from heaven, the clouds above her parted, shining a beam of light onto her in which she floated gently back up to the sky.
"Jhope💜Kookie💜Joonie💜Wwh💜Mochiii💜Taetae💜Sugar💜💜😄" Minghao thought to himself, watching the angel ascend. When he looked back to the stage, Jungkook was standing right in front of Sana, Nayeon was behind her lectern, reading out her dumb wedding script, XiaoJun, Bm, Hyunjin, Felix, Boba, and even Dahyun were seated in their allocated seats, and Butt was back to playing that sweet sweet tune on the violin. DaryaNa was truly an angel.
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HorrorA chaotic wedding that was chaotic for literally no reason and could have been so much simpler Written by Minghao
