a/n: oh and just to be clear, she didn't change in any way at all, she just sprouted horns
Contessa: YOU BOUGHT A WHAT?!
You: a brothel mom
it's been four days since that night and i haven't been back to the human realm except for giving tristan the plans for my new brothel, which is why i was caught going back by mom and she asked me why i was in the human realm
Contessa: a brothel? what's that?
you: wait, we don't have one of those?
Contessa: i don't even know what that is little one, how about you tell me?
you: well, it's like men and women tempt others with sex for money
Contessa: wow... that's actually genius... with how horny demons are we'd make a fortune here!
you: we could, but you'd need to find some demons who would be willing to fuck other demons for money
Contessa: oh leave that to me little one, as long as i can count on you to manage it?
you: sure mom, and when i'm the demon king i'll teach you to manage it so you don't go crazy doing nothing
Contessa: i don't need anything to do every second of the day!
you: you're literally planning on how to retaliate on the brotherhood of blood right now
Contessa: .....damn you
you: *kisses cheek* love you mom, i'm gonna go back to the human realm now, i'll be back before dinner!
*snap*
arriving at the back of my new building, i cast illusion on myself so my horns are hidden thanks to that one noble bitch who tried to finger my ass. i saw tristan trying to herd some of the onlookers away from the building before seeing me.
tristan: Ari! thank the three you're here! the patrons are... well, very eager to see inside
you: have the girls memorized all of the moves i showed them?
Tristan: surprisingly well Ari.
you: and catria?
tristan: *smiles* look for yourself
he points next to the door where catria is waiting with tickets to get inside
you: cute~
Anna: we're ready to open ari, just waiting on you
i nod and turn to the door, before facing the crowd
you: some rules, you hurt my girls, they hurt you back, no free rides and lastly, have fun
i open the door and walk inside
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