ringtone (sans x reader-insert)

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hey guys i cant actually write smut or lemon because i get uncomfy and im not rly into reading that stuff anyway but here we go

sans shawty shorts slipped off and UM and thenn like ke busted his head open on the floor bc he slammed very hard and then your jumbo wumbos got exposed and then your left ball busted and then sex immedietaley got complicated so like UM ig u guys poke faces a lot and like bite ur teeth off rowmantically and then UM you like ripped his boney arm off and then like put it in ur HOLES 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AND then UM your guys pyshical forms vibrated like uh BVVVRRRRRRVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRT wonkawonkawonka WOBANG WOBANG like sex does 💁‍♀️ then u like like UMq then like then u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then like u go like UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWUHUWHUHWUWHWWHUWHWUH qan dthen sans go WUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :LIBPITE: as rhen u go :LIPBITE: and then ur HOLES BLEED 👶👵 so then u throw sams arm across the room and ur hole guts spilled everywhew and idk ig thats super hot idk ig this is what happens when then u like like UMq then likethen u like like UMq then like lick his orbs bc thats rowmantic also i saw it in anime anywya then u like like UMq then like then u like like UMq then like kiss his TEETH amd then yall fell asleep

adn then when morning pawappris came  in susses room and saw ur exploded left ball, his broken armm, ur hole blood, a ketchup bottle sticking out, sans banged head and teeth all over the place. papyrus was very traumatized and scared and called alphys immediately because ALPHYS.

then yall woke upp and was in alhyps lab and it smelt like a hosptital which smell very good. but not dentists. disgusting.

"where are we, saniqua?" you'm saked. 

"we at uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh alphys place uh hu huhu huh u h u hu h." sans replied.

"who'm alfeces?" u reaised ur rly long singular eyebrow.

"some reptile, dino thig who like anime and sheslike a scientist and she like really smart." sans  explained. thig,

"ok"

so yall at the lab bc yall sexed too hard 😼😼😼😼

i eon6 feel like adding anything else 🧞‍♂️