It was dark. As the only light provided was the one from above. You felt pain. Yet you were unharmed.
You slowly stood up from the ground, you appeared to have landed on some pretty golden flowers. You look up, seeing the surface from far below.
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH YOUR STEP HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT FALL OFF A HUGE ASS HOLE ARE YOU STUPID IN THE BRAIN? HOLY SHIT.
Since you can't just climb up like the pussy you are you decided to walk through the uh door with no door in hopes to find a way out or something I don't know man you're gonna get into some dumb shit.
A small flower appeared from the ground that suddenly grew a face, EW WHAT THE FUCK.
"Uh hey man, I'm Flowey and like I'm a talkin' flower 'n shit I don't know what to tell you. I'm not gonna eat you or whatever I'm just gonna teach you the basics since your dumb flat ass fell here somehow." The talking flower spoke.
You wiggled your bones are uncomfortable snapping and gurgling noises were made and the both of you sat in silence.
Suddenly, the world became pitch black and you were now in an RPG game I guess.
"Wtf am I in an isekai? Are there big booby anime babes?!" You exclaimed.
"No, stfu—horny." Flowey slapped you with his l O n G leaf.
"Ouch bitch." You lost 1 hp.
"Okay anyway monologue." Flowely explained.
"Okay just touch these friendly hot cute love petals they'll heal your uno hp lost babby." Flowey winked in a not sexual manner.
Friendly petals slowly came towards you. Since you probably don't have any friends irl (/j) you touched them and you almost lost your entire life care.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOQWQWWWWWWWWXXHXHHX." You screamed in great pain oh god shut up.
"𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣" Flowey made an evil grin and he looked really ugly.
The death petals surrounded you and started coming at you at an unthreatening speed.
"it's original and i'm proud pls don't hurt me i have two dogs //also posted on my quotev but ya'll don't need to know that shit
Oh wonneth't thee bid me wonneth't thee bid me this thing i've cometh to beest?
the monst'r yond thee seeth is't a parteth of me? i'm breaking down and shaking 'round in this w'rld so helplessly but thee just chuckle and grineth completely blindeth within
th're's nay pointeth anon, broken concluded, be it i tryeth to stand ho mine own breath coequal knowing the sooth wonneth't unravel me until mine own death
freezeth
so breakable, unbreakable i'm shaking but unshakable the real thee i've hath found at lasteth
i'm standing high-lone in this w'rld yond keeps on changing but hiding hence, mine own true self is fading! i desire thee giveth up th're's nothing hath left to seeth. nay, behold not at me i'm standing in this w'rld yond someone did imagine i nev'r wanteth to did hurt thee, so until the endeth i'm begging thee, prithee, just to rememb'r me. as cleareth as i hath used to beest
the loneliness yond wraps 'round keeps deepening until i drowneth fond mem'ries we hath used to shareth pi'rce me 'til i nay longeth'r careth i cannot runneth, i cannot encave, i cannot bethink, i cannot findeth i cannot moveth, i cannot leaveth thee! unravelling the w'rld!
a changeth so illogical t shouldn't has't been possible but as our liveth art int'rtwin'd the two of us art hath left behind
so breakable, unbreakable i'm shaking but unshakable the real thee shall not c'rrupt me!
i'm standing high-lone in this w'rld yond keeps on changing but hiding hence, mine own true self is fading! i desire thee giveth up th're's nothing hath left to seeth. nay, behold not at me i'm did trap within this w'rld yond someone did plan out f'r us bef're our fate and future starts crumbling backeth to dusteth i'm begging thee, prithee, just to rememb'r me. as cleareth as i hath used to beest.
nay, f'rget not me!
did shock by how i wast hath changed, i remaineth paralyz'd until i has't the chance to findeth mine own owneth Elysium i'm begging thee, prithee, just to rememb'r me
oh wonneth't thee prithee. wonneth't thee bid me. the monst'r yond thee seeth is't a parteth of me?" You shook in fear.
Then he died lol. Furry mom appoches.
"Aww what the heck man 👨" she frowned.
"Ok come man sucks you almost died but come man. Im toriek" roriel was hhrnnnr
Fkkr
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"Ok thanks." You followed the stranger like any rational person would.
She tried to force stolkhom syndrome on you but she fucked up for the 7th time and you escaped.
You was walkin' all cute and dumb and all until you felt an aura nearby like some hxh shit.
Who the could be followinf me?? What the bababooey im scared what if theure an anti gamer?????????? You thought to yourself. You sweated immensely at the thought of that.
"Hey babe we're gonna be besties (no fuck off im their bestie) shake my hand swear i washed it" A voice spoke. You turned around and shook the silhouette's hand.
*fart sound effect copywright free*
"KEKEEKEEKEWWK" he chuckled. You almost died at how funny that was.
"im sans the hot sans man" he said.
"hi sans nice 2 meet u im y/n the cute hot sexu one human" u smiled if u even have teeth idk.
YOU ARE READING
ringtone (sans x reader-insert)
Fanfictionsans the sand man with funny song from undertale x reader specifically 4 a homie but u can read it 2 ig
