Killers Aren't Too....Bad

Zalgo and.... Destiny?

Every one is sitting on the couch and then Jeff says that he's bored then a whole of boredom starts.
Ben:I'm bored too
Lorina:me too
Bella:me three
And so fourth and so on.
Bella suggests we play a game
Ben:LOZ ftw
Everyone else: nah
Jeff:truth or dare
Everyone agrees on truth or dare and they begin
Masky:truth or dare Ben
Ben:dare
Masky:I dare you to go chug three water bottles full of water then sit on Jeffs lap
Jeff:what no
Ben:ok
Ben does the dare and then has to pee
Jeff:he is gonna pee on me
Masky:oh well
Ben:Lj truth or dare
Lj:I dare you to tickle destiny for 5 whole minutes without stopping
Destiny:but I'm really ticklish
Lj:what's your most ticklish spot
Destiny:I'm not telling you
Jeff:it's her sides
Lj:thanks
Destiny:no don't tell h that Jeff
Lj:*starts to tickle Destiny* your right Jeff it is her sides
Destiny:stop quit*while laughing*
Ben:five minutes are up
Destiny:thank goodness
Lj:bella truth or dare
Bella:truth
Destiny:pansy cake
Lj:what is your biggest secret
Bella:...um.... I'm bi
Lj:interesting
Masky:Bella why didn't you tell me
Bella:because I was afraid
Lorina:Bella truth or dare someone
Bella:ok des truth or dare
Destiny:um dare
Bella:ok I dare you to go over to zalgos dimension and tell him that your pregnant with his baby
Destiny:ok this will be fun
Liu:but your not are you?
Destiny:no I'm only in love with you
Liu:ok let's go
Everyone goes to zalgos and Destiny knocks on the door and dark link answers
Dark link:well hello ladies
Destiny:shut up dark link
Dark link:ok ok so why are you guys here
Destiny:I need to tell zalgo something
Dark link:ok but they can't come
Destiny:ok*hurrys up and takes phone out to record conversation
Dark link:right this way*as they go in he wraps his arm around her and squeezes destinys butt*
Destiny:quit that*moves his hand*
Dark link:ok *moves hand on destinys shoulder* can I at least keep it here
Destiny:fine
Dark link:*smiles*ok thanks
They keep walking until they reach zalgos room
Dark link:*knocks* you have a visitor
Zalgo:who is it
Dark link:Destiny
Zalgo:what does she want
Dark link:I don't know
Zalgo:send her in
Destiny walks in and zalgo is laying on his bed throwing a baseball up in the air and catching it in his hand then throwing it up again and catching it
Zalgo:what do you want
Destiny:I have to tell you something
Zalgo:and what is that
Destiny:..ummm..I don't know how to ..um...put this but.....uh...I'm pregnant with your baby
Zalgo sits straight up when Destiny says that
Zalgo:what!?
Destiny:yeah I know but I don't even know how except for that party we got so drunk at
Zalgo:what party
Destiny:the one a few days ago, you probably git so drunk that you don't remember
Zalgo:well I don't know what to do I've never had this happen to me
Destiny:well I'm just gonna go now that's all I wanted to say
Zalgo:you can't leave now we need to start a family together
Destiny:um..I don't think that's necessary
Zalgo:if we have a baby it is
Destiny:yeah about that
Zalgo:if you don't stay here I will kill you and all of your friends with the dagger that can kill any immortals
Destiny:but zalgo I'm not actually pregnant
Zalgo:what do you mean
Destiny:it was all just a dare
Zalgo:since you done this to me you will be my prisoner
Destiny:no I won't let you do this
Zalgo:if you won't be my prisoner then we will have a baby together
Destiny:I'm not pregnant tho
Zalgo:exactly
Zalgo runs straight towards Destiny and forces her to get pregnant
Destiny:*screams*and dark link rushes in and pushes Zalgo off Destiny
Dark link:what happened
Destiny sits Dark link down and explains what happened
Dark link:I'm sorry Destiny I didn't expect this to happen especially from him
Destiny:yeah I know I didn't think he would go that far
Dark link gets up and goes in there to see zalgo looking sad and staring at a photo so dark link goes up to zalgo to see the picture but he hides it behind his back before dark link can see it. Dark link pushes zalgo and gets the picture and it is of his dad
Dark link:what is this
Zalgo:it's my dad
Dark link:why are you looking at it
Zalgo:because I told dad that I would end up with the most beautiful girl I know and that's Destiny but she would never fall for me
Dark link:well yeah she is beautiful but there are plenty of girls out there for you to meet
Zalgo:I know that but i told my dad that for my brothers marriage I would be with a girl but I the wedding I'd in three days
Dark link:oh umm hold on
Dark link goes out side and tells Destiny and Destiny seems like she feels bad
Destiny:I feel really bad now
Dark link:do you think that you could go with him to the wedding and pretend to be with him
Destiny:i umm I guess
Dark link:thank you lets go tell zalgo
They walk into zalgos room
Destiny:zalgo
Zalgo:what
Destiny:I will go with you to the wedding and "be with you"
Zalgo:you would really do that for me even tho I done all the mean things to you and your friends
Destiny:yeah I would because I want to be nice
Zalgo:thank you thank you thank you
Destiny:ok so what do you want me to wear
Zalgo:wear blue or green or both
Destiny:ok
So Destiny goes outside to find her friends gone and she looks at the time she had been in there for about an hour so she assumes they left and she starts to walk home. As she is walking she starts to think about what she is going to wear to the wedding and how she is gonna tell Liu and hopes he understands which he should if he he knows anything about Destiny.

Destiny gets back to the mansion and everyone is in the living room watching naked and afraid.

Destiny:why'd you guys leave
Bella:you took too long
Lorina:yeah
Jeff:what did take you so long
Destiny explains the whole entire thing to them and Liu didn't seem upset at all
Destiny:Liu you're not upset
Liu:no not at all it's actually sweet and makes you even more attracted
Destiny:ok good*gives Liu a hug and a kiss*
So it's the day of the wedding and Destiny heads to zalgos
Destiny:hey zalgo
Zalgo:....
Destiny:zalgo?
Zalgo:you look gorgeous
Destiny:thank you and you don't look too bad yourself
Zalgo:ok come on vominos
Destiny:everybody lets go
Both:Dora Dora Dora the explorer
Zalgo:seriously tho lets go
Destiny:ok
They head off to the wedding and they have a great time
When they get back zalgo thanks Destiny for doing that for him
And then she goes back home and finds the other pastas missing...
It's been a while since I last updated and this it for now and wait till you find out what happens