You're a monster.

Give them blood.

Blue was supposed to be a therapist..But after meeting Birdie, changed. The best way to explain it is Harley Quinn and the Joker...but make t BlB.

Blue sat on the couch, looking up to birdie. "Hm? Baby?" He glanced to the blood soaked clothes that he wore and slowly stood up. "have you been out again?~" he purred with a small grin, licking his lower lip slightly. "how highs the body count now?" Birdie purred, staring to pull off his sweater as he moved into the other's lap ''Mhm..'' he just started to press a few kisses to Blue's neck ''..I couldn't help it'' he muttered softly before biting at his jaw a little. ''I brought some more back for you too~''

Blue watched him with a small grin, exhaling softly. "Hm~ awe thank you pet~" he held his chin and started to lick the blood from the others jaw. "Mh~ this one's sweet, well fed" he purred lightly as he lightly nibbled his jaw. Birdie grinned, biting his lip slightly ''Yeah?'' he slipped his hands over Blue's shoulders, just toying with his hair. He exhaled, tilting his head a little ''mh..no nibbling.. You'll mess up my skin''.  Blue watched him and purred a little. "awe but I just want to claim you" he held his hips with a small grin. "you're so... Hot birdie.." he started to kiss at his neck while reaching his hands under birdies shirt. He trailed his fingers along the others side and stomach as he led the kisses from the others neck to his jaw then lips.

Birdie closed his eyes, shuddering a little while leaning into him ''B-Blue..'' he exhaled wiping the blood from his cheek a little ''mh..'' he watched as the kisses were trailed up before eventually reaching his lips. ''You're being a tease'' he muttered as he kissed back.

Blue glanced up to the others eyes, slowly biting at his partners lip. "it's called foreplay my dear" he gripped his side's and pushed him down against the couch. "no wiping the blood off..." He licked his lips. "I want every last drop~" he started to tug off birdies shirt as he showed a large grin. "oh fucking hot-". Birdie just shifted a little, letting out a soft huff ''b-but..Blue-'' he looked up at him, his expression being a slightly dazed one ''mh-'' he moved his legs, closing his eyes slightly as his shirt was removed ''m-mh..''

Blue arched a brow slightly at him "what darling?" He tilted his head slowly as he ran a thumb along his jaw. "Have I done something wrong, my pet?" Birdie shook his head ''n-nothing..just-..am I not less attractive with all the blood on me?'' he glanced up at him, leaning his head into the other's hand ''mh..'' Blue hummed softly. "pet.." he started to kiss his nose. "the blood looks good~" he purred as he licked the others cheek a little. "now. Do you wanna get fucked or do you wan fuck me?"

''..You know I'm the bottom- asking that question is basically like rubbing salt in an open gash.'' he muttered while watching the other. Blue chuckled. "I was fucking with you" he smiled. "where is the lube?-" he muttered as he sat up, his hands on the others hips. Birdie shifted ''Don't swear dear..You know how I feel about it'' he mumbled as he watched ''it's in the drawer'' he started to push his underwear down, another reason to wear skirts, easy access fuckability.

Blue sighed. "fine fine hunny" he got up and went to the drawer, pulling off his shirt as he did so. "Hm~ want a special one baby?~" he glanced to the skirt and grinned a little.

Birdie watched, fidgeting with his skirt as he did so. ''Special one?'' he smiled a little, shifting his legs ''what do you mean?..'' Blue hummed. "there's flavoured ones" he shrugged as he just grabbed a random one. "Screw it I can't wait for an answer-" he quickly moved back over him, gripping at the others neck before pushing down his own trousers.

''Kinda cute that you actually listened to the no swearing thi-'' he gasped a little bit ''m-mh Blue'' he bit his lip again, shuddering as he looked up at the other. 

Blue hummed. "I don't want you upset" he then sighed at the reaction, pulling his hand away. "you can kill people every day but you don't like it rough?" He shrugged as he started to preppy him. "oh well" he blepped a little.
''H-Hun I do like it rough y-you just shocked me is all'' Birdie muttered ''put the hand back'' he moved his hand over Blue's, bringing it back to where it was ''w-wait what do you mean 'oh well'?''

Blue hummed a little as he watched him. "well... If you didn't like it I would deal with it" he shrugged a little as he lifted up birdies hips before slowly slipping in, exhaling a little. "I-I wouldn't complain a-about how you like it. Y-youre a good fuck" he shrugged

Birdie bit his lip, trying to press his legs together ''L-Language'' he muttered ''just- h-hurry up okay?'' he exhaled ''I-I have more people on the l-list'' Blue exhaled. "m-mh~" he started to move. "h-how are you gonna get them?~" he purred slightly, drooling a little at the thought of his boyfriend murdering. Birdie moved his hands to Blue's shoulders, resting his head back a little ''Y-You seriously want to talk a-about work during sex?'' he arched a brow.

Blue nodded a little as he exhaled softly. "y-you know I like the image of it" he muttered. "n.. n-nevermind-" he muttered quietly before he just leant down and kissed his neck a little. Birdie exhaled, just biting his shoulder lightly ''d-depends what person'' he scratched Blue's back slightly ''l-little faster?'' Blue exhaled as he sped up a little. "b-baby-" he whispered as he choked him a little more. "i-i.. I love you.." he slowly started to kiss him with a pant. Birdie moved his legs, wrapping one over Blue whilst he kissed back ''I-I love you too'' he bit at the other's lip ''I'm gunna kill the first by slitting his throat..just simple but- the most tidy option out of the others''

Blue let out a small moan, running his free hand along birdies leg. "g-god-" he whispered. "w-what else?~" he grinned slightly as he started to pant more. 

Birdie started to pant slightly ''Might waterboard one..keep the cloth there'' he purred ''watch them drown'' he grinned softly ''waterboard drowning is the best kind to watch...especially when they've been stabbed once or twice...the screams are just-...'' he shuddered, biting at his lip a little ''so enticing..''

Blue exhaled as he gripped onto Birdie's throat some more. "o-oh- god~" he groaned lightly. "t-that.." he started to close his eyes, imagining it. "oh god that's so... Hot~ ngh~" Birdie just smirked a little as he watched, rocking his hips with a few soft moans ''T-Then I'll stab them in the chest..kiss them as they start coughing the blood up-'' he purred. 

Blue blinked a little as he panted. "k-kiss them?-" he muttered as he growled a lil, wanting a bloody kiss for himself. "hmph-" he started to rock his hips a little harder. "w-what else?-" Birdie tensed, starting to drool a little as Blue moved ''I-I..'' his voice cracked a little ''I-I'll ride someone..cut them from the chest down as I do~'' at this point he was purposefully trying to get a reaction from Blue. Knowing he'd either get turned on or more rough as he spoke.

working on chapter two now, you disgusting gremlin. <3 Jk love you.
Also Had help writing this, Cammie boi wrote the parts for blue. <3 thanks Cam//