Captain: why is there dust on my boardwalk?
Pirate: a thousand pardons, Lady Alvida!! I-I thought I'd cleaned every inch of the ship! I'll clean up everything all over again! please...
Alvida: please what?
Pirate: please, not the iron mace! I-I don't wanna die!!
Alvida: Coby! who is the fairest among all the seas!
Coby: Ahem...Heh heh...Why YOU are, Lady Alvida!! No one compares to you!!
Alvida: correct!! Which is why I will not tolerate ANYTHING dirty!! The ship I sail must be as clean and beautiful as I am, understood? Remember, Coby was it not for vast knowledge of the seas, I knowledge of the seas, I would feed you sharks Already! but don't push your luck!
Coby: Y-yes...that's very kind of you...
Alvida: other than that you're WORTHLESS! Here, shine my shoes!
Coby: Y-Yes, Lady Alvida! Right away!
pirate 1: what's that Coby? Did a barrel of rum wash up on the beach?
Coby: Y-yeah, and it's not empty! I wasn't sure what to do with it...
pirate 2: well I know what to do with it! let's drink it all up!
pirate 1: but if the captain finds out, she'll have our heads!
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