Toby harem but on crack

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If Leona and Toby ever get married:

Leona: Look. I found our photos back from high school.

Toby: Oh yea. I forgot how attractive you used to look.

Leona:

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Rook: You want me to flex and make all the buttons on my shirt come off?

Toby: Yea, can you do that?

Rook: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

Toby:.......Cool

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Kalim: You believe me?

Toby: Kalim, honey, you're the last good thing in this school. I'd believe you if you said cartoon birds braided you're hair this morning.

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*Toby and Eliza gossiping in code*

Toby: Do you now...The muffin man?

Eliza: The muffin man? Yes, yes, I know the muffin man.

Toby: Well....She's married to the muffin man

Eliza: The muffin man!?

 Toby: The muffin man!

Meanwhile the frozen boys in the background: Da fuck?

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Jack: I want to be as strong and stable as Toby!

Myles:

Myles: He dropped a pizza once on the floor and cried about it for thirty minuets.

Ruggie and Toby: IT WAS A GOOD REASON! 

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Vil: Is that vodka?

Toby: Yea.

Vil: Straight?

Toby: No. Gay.

Vil: I mean the vodka Toby, not you.

Toby: Oh.....Then yea.

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Kalim: Jamil, are you homophobic?

Jamil: I'm gay and I have a crush on Toby.

Floyd: He's dodging the question.

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Floyd: Azul, why are you ignoring Axolotel-kun (Toby)?

Azul: I'm playing hard to get.

Floyd: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.

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Toby: I wasn't that drunk!

Literally everyone (student wise): You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Toby: Because you are!

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Epel: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Toby: How so?

*Few seconds later*

Vil: WHO SET THE COUCH ON FIRE!    


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