Crusty Af

Chapter 3

Later that evening, the three villains sat around the bar. It was an intense moment, but the silence was finally interrupted.

"UNO!" Ashikawa yelled, slamming her only card on the pile.

"WHAT, AGAIN?!" Shigiraki shouted.

"Well played, Miss Ashikawa." Kurogiri spoke.

"No need to call me Ashikawa, just call me Ash if it's easier." Ashikawa replied.

"No way in hell you....... SON OF A BITCH!" Shigiraki yelled.

"Hey, don't be a sore loser."

"I'm not a sore loser! You and that parasite cheat!"

"Oh, hell no, Honey! I'm popping in for a bit!" Venom said.

Venom possessed half her body, so both of them could speak.

"Oi, I'm not a parasite!" Venom yelled.

"Yes you are! You and Ash cheat!" Shigiraki shouted.

"Just admit card games aren't your ideal." Ashikawa spoke.

"Fuck you both! I bet I can beat you two in a game of Five Nights At Freddy's!"

"Which version?"

"The third game."

"Ha! I bet I can beat you in a game of FNAF 4 without getting a single jump scare!"

"You're on, parasite!"

"We're not fucking parasites, for the last time today!"

"Then stop calling me a wanker!"

"You are a fucking wanker, you have more hands then a class pervert!"

"Let's get on with this thing before I dust you and the black blob!"

"Hey, you offered me into the league of villains. I can easily back down. Such a shame, to lose an ally to fight against All Might. Bet you didn't think that one through, shig a dick."

"You and your smart mouth. Kurogiri, we will leave you in peace! But you, missy, are transferring Venom to the fucking phantom."

"Oh, don't get your panties in a twist. I will."

Ashikawa pressed her hand against Kurogiri, allowing Venom to be transferred into Kurogiri. The two got up and walked over to Shigiraki's room. They both sat down and grabbed a controller. Shigiraki had the first go.

He was on the third night, before he got junpscared by Nightmare. Shigiraki screamed like a little girl, whilst Ashikawa was laughing her ass off. Shigiraki turned to Ashikawa.

"Hey, it was just a fluke!" Shigiraki yelled.

"That scream wasn't!" Ashikawa laughed.

"You do it then!"

Ashikawa took the controller and reset the game. She was on the fifth night, a minute before 6AM. But, she got jumpscared by the game's version of Foxy. She didn't scream, instead shout in a different language.

"Da poshla ty, naglaya mashina! vy pozorite vsekh, osobenno Rossiyu!" Ashikawa yelled.

Shigiraki blinked, before turning to Ashikawa.

"Tvoya mat' suka, a tvoy papa - pozor dlya nas, russkikh! Poshel ty, Foksi! Nadeyus', ty podavish'sya petukhom!" Ashikawa shouted.

Shigiraki instantly got up and ran, whilst Ashikawa was still cursing out the game. The crusty boy locked the door and bolted it shut, before running over to Kurogiri.

"Master Shigiraki, Where's miss Ashikawa?" Kurogiri asked.

"Lock every door!" Shigiraki yelled.

"Why?"

"Ash is a fucking Russian! She can destroy us with just her pinkie finger!"

Venom started laughing, before he made an appearance.

"You're afraid of Misaki because she's a Russian? That's pathetic!" Venom laughed.

"SHIGIRAKI, TY TRAKHAYETSYA V KISKU!" Ashikawa screamed.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?!" Shigiraki asked.

"She called you a pussy." Venom spoke.

"VENOM, POLUCHITE ZDES' SEYCHAS!" Ashikawa demanded.

"And now she needs me. Right, I suggest you run and hide in the next ten seconds. Otherwise, a seven foot version of me that's yelling in Russian is coming after you."