Dorohedoro Protagonist One Shots

Caiman x Femboy Reader (Requested)

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"Huh? You'd really just kill them like that?" Caiman blinked.

He then pointed to (Y/n).

"YOU'RE A GUY?!" (Y/n) blinked.

"Physically... In terms of... that area, and I got no tits." She mumbled. "Though, mentally, it's a different story..." Caiman blinked.

"Relax. She's one of the occasional helpers here. She kind of goes as a hostess in Cabaret Grand." Nikaido said with a soft smile. She looked at (Y/n). Caiman's eyes widened slightly.

"Cabaret? You mean the ones in Sotenbori? That's real far." Caiman then looked at (Y/n). She smiled softly. "I don't think her manager caught onto the fact that she's a guy yet. Though, let's keep that stuff down. Anyways, what do you want to order?" Nikaido questioned.

"I heard that you didn't have money because of him." (Y/n) looked at Caiman. The male looked away.

"Not my fault I like her cooking..." He mumbled.

"You should pay, though." (Y/n) responded. She put her bag down on the counter. "Well, that's all yours." Nikaido looked in the bag.

"That's way more than I asked for." She said.

"Still." (Y/n) looked at Caiman.

"What's the deal, man?!" He yelled.

"Nothing." (Y/n) looked back at Nikaido with a soft smile. "Anyways, how've you two been?"

"Caiman's been doing the usual. Eating and not paying." The male looked at Nikaido.

"I like your damn cooking!" She looked at Caiman.

"Still, you should pay! You're not a customer if you don't pay!" (Y/n) blinked.

"He may be driving the customers away from the restaurant because of that head of his."

Caiman got out of his seat.

"God damn it, man!" (Y/n) slipped through his legs before exiting the restaurant.

"Bye, Nikaido, Caiman!"

"Get back here!"

"Your gyoza's getting cold! I have another batch coming!"