Random stories for no reason (wip)

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One night, at 12 am, a child walked into a dark house on the lake. They opened the door and walked in. They only saw a table in the shadowy darkness and the door slammed shut. A booming voice then yelled "Who are you, mortal" . Scared, the child disregarded the question and asked their own. "Where am I? What is this place?". The voice got louder and angrier and asked again. "My name is Kaya. Now answer my question you bastard". Shocked by how ABSOLUTELY RUDE the child responded, the voice summoned a swift gust of wind that pretty much attached them to the ugly ass brick chair. "Hey! HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING LET ME GO" Kaya said in panic. They looked at the table and saw what looked like a little gingerbread man made out of muffins come forward. He then asked them a question they haven't heard in eons. "Have you heard of the Muffin Man?"
The question rung out through the room. They nodded their head. The little muffin boy then spoke about how the Muffin Man had fallen ill and cannot move or talk. "Please help him, help us" he said. Kaya then asks, "but how can I help you? What can I do?". The muffin boy then does a strange hand signal and thousands upon thousands of muffin children uppeared behind him. He then sorrowfully looked down and said, "you must free us..all of us..."
Kaya was very confused at this point. "Free you? What do you mean free you? What are you talking about?"
The muffin boy facepalmed and told them what they had to do. "Wait wait wait. I'm not gonna CONSUME A BUNCH OF CHILDREN WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WATTPAD STORY ARE YOU THINKING OF?" they said, shocked. The muffin boy was also shocked and said "but thats the only way to break his curse! Are you not the one The Voice sent?". Kaya then realized there was only one way out of this but couldn't bring themself to do it. "I'm sorry, I can't. This is wrong. Besides, I don't even know what you're talking about." Kaya said. The muffin boy then, in a surprisingly scary tone, started with the hand signals again and said, "fine. We will just have to do this ourselves. We thought you could save us..bring the mighty one to health in our honor...but I guess all the sacrifices we made were worthless.". As he said that, the muffin children armed themselves and started attacking each other. Kaya watched in horror as sugary guts were spilled and bodies were falling like flies in a fly trap. It was twisted and horrific to see. They then shouted at the top of their lungs, "STOP, STOP, JESUS CHRIST PLEASE JUST STOP. THIS IS WAY FUCKED UP PLEASE STOP. I will do it just please stop violently murdering eachother"

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Ok the more I think about it, the weirder this part is so here is this instead
Imagine the part where in attack on titan the titans eat the people except there is only one titan sobbing while eating the people. That's pretty much whats happening except the people are cheering and aren't running away.

Yea. Don't ask
Anyways, here's after that:

After Kaya completed the task, they cried and sobbed. Then, the voice returned. "Kaya, you have healed me. I am 100 percent healed and well. Thank you.".
Kaya then was confused as hell wondering what just happened, watched the "voice" walk out on the table. Then, the Muffin Man jumped off the table and then the door opened.
A dark and tall figure came through the doorway and the lights turned on. "Hey Kaya, I'm home- KAYA ARE YOU OKAY??" The figure was their roommate Sil. Sil walked over to the kitchen and noticed that the muffins were missing. They went over to Kaya and made sure that she was ok. "How many fingers am I holding up?" Kaya responded extremely incorrectly, "yogurt"
Sil called the emergency services and started talking to themself. " Oh God those were loaded with a shit ton of weed. Oh I hope they'll be ok..." To Sil's surprise, the men who ordered the muffins were at the door. "Hey where are the goods? We ordered them A WEEK AGO. "
Next thing they knew, the sirens of the ambulance were coming in and scared off the men. Kaya was carried into the ambulance and Sil collapsed in regret.

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Yea. I actually had a conversation like this. Don't ask.