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Chapter dos: Thanos vs Shaggy

A long time ago, there were two meme clans. The ones who want to create and the ones who want to destroy. On a beautiful night, two memes from the opposite clans met. They almost in an instant became the best of friends. Only problem with their friendship is that the memes hated the other memes. The big, purple man walked to a quiet place by the lake of madness. Joined by him was an average looking teen with a green shirt. "Hello Shaggy, good too see you again." Said the large man. "You too Thanos." Shaggy replied. They then started to chat about how sad it was that the clans couldn't get along. Thanos then remembered a war that had happend. "Shaggy, I have a feeling that things between the clans might end up in bloodshed. I don't know how much longer we can hide this..." Thanos said looking down into the water. "What do you mean?" Shaggy asked. Thanos asked "do you remember the advancement war?"

---flashback thingy because yes---

(Warning: may contain nestolga)

Back in 2000 there was a war between boomer memes, and millenial memes. The boomer memes thought that the millenial memes were ridiculous and dumb while the opposite side thought the boomer memes were cringy and not remotely close to funny. The times were changing and so everyone (except the boomers) agreed that they need to die out. There were a lot of memes that died that day, but ultimately the millenials won. When the newer memes came along, the millenials got along with the newer memes.

~•~end of the shitty flashback~•~

Shaggy then said "but there were too many newer memes so that is why we had to split...". Thanos nodded. "And that is when one clan wanted to deal with the overpopulation problem themselves." Back at the camp, one of the memes thought that it was suspicious for shaggy to be gone that long. Another meme aproached the other. "Thomas, what's wrong?". The tank engine told the frog "don't you think its suspicious how long shaggy has been gone pepe?" "Well... yea. Has anyone from your clan been missing?" Said pepe. Thomas then realized that Thanos has been gone for a while as well. "I need to go see if everyone is here..." Thomas said. Chugging along to the main area for attendance. After making down everyone, he looked and saw Thanos's name was not marked. Both clans let out a siren and a search parties too look for the missing members.

----cuts to Thanos and Shaggy----

"Thanos.... are you sure this is a good idea?" Shaggy looked over at him as they start moving closer together. "It will be better for the both of us... for everyone." Thanos said as his hand moved closer to shaggy's. He noticed and his pinky touched Thanos's hand, then moved away. He looked at him confused. "We can't. We can't just leave everybody behind. It's not right." Said shaggy, questioning what he is doing. The sirens finally reach to their location and they both sit up in alert. "Shit.. they know.." Thanos said annoyed but worried, "they probably sent out search parties for the both of us". Shaggy, realizing the fates of both of the memes if they were found, reaches his hand out for Thanos to grab. "We need to go. Now.". Thanos grabs his hand and they both start running into the forest. A few hours later they both found a spot to rest. "Oh god, what have we done..?" Thanos said, cupping his head in his hands. They both start a small fire and found some glizzys to roast. Next thing they know, there is a sound of a twig snapping in the distance. Again, ready to sprint out of there, the two quickly pack their food and fire starter to see a meme they never saw before. "Hey ki- oh. Uhh" they both turn around ready to either fight or run. "Well that's rude. Dont you know how to greet a new pal?"
Shaggy and Thanos freeze in place at the sound of the threatening deep voice. "Turn around and shake my hand." Slowly, they both turn around to see a supprisingly short dark figure. Shaggy starts to reach out his hand and grip the mysterious figures dry bonelike hand before Thanos was able to stop him. Shaggy was in shock when he was met by a whoopie cushion and a skeleton in a blue jacket shorts and pink slippers. "Hah, whoopie cushion in the hand trick. Its always funny lol. Woah are you guys ok? You look like you saw a ghost." Shaggy and Thanos just stand there in confusion and relief. "Uhhh.... im Shaggy and this is my b- uh friend Thanos." Shaggy facepalmed and slightly blushed. "Oh, how rude of me, im Sans. Sans the skeleton." The two memes talk about what had happened and ask which clan Sans is a part of. "Clan? What are you on about?" The two are explaining about the war and what happened to the memes. "Oh god.. that's awful.. im so sorry"...

-----Haha get fricked im skipping stuff cuz im lazy----

Ok I rlly dont feel like finishing the story so Uhh yadda yadda there was a huge fight between shaggy and thanos bla bla bla they end up back together you can imagine what u want yea yea