ParaSmall: Welcome back everyone! This is our newer show, it's the same thing
But without H3r0br1n!!!
xQritt: That last part is something I just-
ParaSmall: Oh
YEAHHH! Anyways, if you are new to the show - I'm ParaSmall. I'm insane :D aANDdddd xQritt will introduce himself mhm
xQritt: hElO WATPAd pEeps iTs MEe, iNsAnE bOI
ParaSmall: YAY! And for this first episode, we are gonna interview H3r0br1n's crush/girlfriend! If you already know her, she's pinkReadingGlasses!
pinkReadingGlasses: I'm not his crush and or girlfriend-
xQritt: I'm pretty sure you are :/
ParaSmall: nO- It is very true
pinkReadingGlasses: ... Why am I here-?
ParaSmall: chiLD, wE aRe inTerviEWing yOU
xQritt: tHAt iS oUR jOb
pinkReadingGlasses: Uhm, I'm pretty sure this is an interview
ParaSmall: O-O
*ANYWAYS* xQritt, you may have the honor of giving her a tortuous question first
*quiETLY*
bReak hER.
pinkReadingGlasses: What-
xQritt: Haha...
I am ready ( I'm really not- )
pinkReadingGlasses: Uhmmmmmmm, okay...
ParaSmall: Yeah okay HE'S READY
JUST
BREAK HER XD-
xQritt: If you had to rate H3r0br1n as a person and a potential boyfriend I guess- FIANCE OK-
How would you do so?
ParaSmall: Ooh-
pinkReadingGlasses: Uhmm, I don't know I don't talk to him anymore due to personal reasons but I guess he would be alright?
xQritt: wrong
ParaSmall: What kind of answer is that- YEa whAT hE saiD-
pinkReadingGlasses: You asked for my opinion-
ParaSmall: NOBODY caRES iT's- YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
xQritt: YEaH
wE dON't ALlOw opInIoNS hEre
ParaSmall: EYyy, YEs
ANYWAYS MY TURN
pinKREADINGGLASSEs,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PERSONAL" REASONS
WERE YOU TWO DATING AND STOPPED TALKING FOR PERSONAL REASONS?
pinkReadingGlasses: I can't exactly tell you why it's just h3r0br1n had some issues with chatting with me because of some stuff I would have to ask him if it's alright to put on the media and we stopped talking-
ParaSmall: Bruh that sounds so flirty tho-
xQritt: c'mon
No one reads my ebooks
ParaSmall: AsK hER a quEStion
goaL iS tO breaK heR XD
xQritt: Google says: Do you know any good jokes?
I googled it and that's what it gave me-
pinkReadingGlasses: No-?
ParaSmall: YOUR ANSWERS ARE SO BLAND
THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE OF OUR AWESOME SHOW
MAKE THE VIEWERS WANT TO READ IT-
HELP US OUT HERE-
SAY SOMETHING JUICY OR ELSE WE KICK MHM
xQritt: SO AWESOME-
pinkReadingGlasses: BUT I HAVE NOTHING "JUICY" TO SAY-
xQritt: ILLEGALLLL
ParaSmall: LET'S KICK HER-
xQritt: YEAH
But first tell the pEeps to follow XD
ParaSmall: oH ye-
uHM
I NEED TIME MACHINE
[TIME MACHINE]
OH AND bEFORE WE KICK FOLLOW xQRITT AND IIIii
xQritt: xDD
yEs
ParaSmall: oKAY nOW wHAT shOULD wE dO fOR aN epiSOde'S endINg-
xQritt: uH H3r0br1n's potential love interests
ParaSmall: ACtually-
YEAH
VIEWERS ON THE SAME DAY I'M GONNA POST BOTH EPISODES ONE AND TWO SO YOU AREN'T BORED TO DEATH
EXCEPT I'M GONNA CALL IT EPISODE 1.5 SOO YEAHH! IF YOU WANNA KNOW THEN GO AHEAD AND KEEP READING
AND FOLLOW MHM