Episode 1.5: H3r0br1n's Potential Love Interests

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ParaSmall: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODYYYYY, It's ParaSmall and xQritt again and today- Obviously from the title

WE ARE GONNA TELL YOU GUYS H3R0BR1N'S POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS! WOOOOOOOO-

xQritt: WOW SO FUN MHM WE DEFINITELY DID NOT RUN OUT OF IDEAS

ParaSmall: TOTALLY NOT! THIS IS THE- THIS IS JUST THE MOST PREFERRED ONE WE WANTED TO ... TO DO-

xQritt: WE HAVE SO MANY IDEAS LIKE-

LIKE...

UHM...

YEAH-

ParaSmall: I uHm-

*ANYWAYS* LET'S TALK ABOUT H3r0br1n'S POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTSSS YEAHH

FIRST UP

WHO HERE REMEMBERS pinkReadingGlasses????!!!

xQritt: I DoOoOOO

ParaSmall: OKAYyY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T,

pinkReadingGlasses IS MY YOUNGER COUSIN WHO IS A FEMALE, SHE IS SUPPOSEDLY SMART AND A BIT MENTALLY INSANE

AND H3R0BR1N DEFINITELY HAS A CRUSH ON HER

xQritt: DEFINITELY

NO DOUBT IN OUR MINDS

ParaSmall: AND NEXT, THERE'S THIS GIRL

SHE WAS PREVIOUSLY REFERRED TO AS UHM....

P*SS B*KA UWU, BUT

FOR SURE H3R0BR1N REALLY LIKES HERRRRRRRrrReEeeee

xQritt: e

FOR SUREEEE

ParaSmall: IN FACT, H3R0BR1N IS A LITERAL PLAYERRRRRRRRRR,

xQritt: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ParaSmall: THANK YOU FOR THE VERY LARGE AMOUNT OF SUPPORT TO MY STATEMENT

xQritt: YOU'RE WELCOME!

Where were we-

oH riGHT

NEXT ONE IS SPONGEBOB

Don't ask

ParaSmall: I'M nOT

SOunDS verY trUEeeEEeeE

ALSO, H3R0BR1N vERy mucH hAS chaRACter crUsh oNnnnn- idK hE tOLd mE aLL oF theM awhILe bACK

hE hAS lIKee 8

I hAVe 3000!

xQritt: OH cOoOl

WE FORGOT ABOUT jim AGAIN-

jim IS ONE OF THEM TOOOO

ParaSmall: YEAHHH!! H3R0BR1N JUST LOVES jim

AND I AM OFFENDEd.

CAUSE I HATE jim

BUT IF IT MAKES HIM HAPPY THEN-

YEAH.

xQritt: H3R0BR1N IS A STRANGE MAN

ParaSmall: *quieTLY* LAST i chECkeD wE wEre ALL minORs

xQritt: *quIetLY asWell* MhM i aM insAne

ParaSmall: *quieTLY* GREATTt

*LoudLY* OKAY NOW THAT WE ARE DONE WITH THAT PRIVATE CONVERSATION WE WILL CONTINUE THE LISTT

xQritt: YES-

WE WILL CONTINUE THIS VERY LONG LIST-

ParaSmall: *quiETLY* i'M pREttY suRE iT enDS hEre-

xQritt: *qUiEtLY* iT dOEs-

I thInk We sHOULd mAKe SOMe pOPEl up-

ParaSmall: okAY LEt'S trY thAT

WhAT dO wE dO-

xQritt: I hONEStLy hAve nO iDeea-

ParaSmall: WE NEED IDEAS

LET'S TALK ABOUT UHMM

WHAT WE PLAN TO DO

xQritt: DIE

PROBABLY-

IDK-

ParaSmall: UHMmm Let'S DESCRIBE H3R0BR1N IN REAL LIFEe

xQritt: MEANIe bOI SOMETIMES-

ParaSmall: veRy noT innoCEnT moST oF timE-

xQritt: AND GLASSES BOI

ParaSmall: ALSO BROWN HAIR CHILD

xQritt: aND POTATO CHILDD

ParaSmall: I THINK BROWN HAIRED MEN ARE CALLED BROWNETS

xQritt: I need to google this-

Ok-

ParaSmall: Somehow I got to the word Brownet on Quora-

xQritt: I-

ParaSmall: I- Uhm-

ANYWAYS

he also brown eyes child like mee

xQritt: weeeee

ParaSmall: *quiEtLy* wE arE runnIng oUt oF iDeass

xQritt: *qUiEtLy* wE arE-

ParaSmall: *quiEtLy* whaT shouLd wE dO?

xQritt: *QUIetLY* I doNt kNOW

wHat abOuT a JoKE comPeTitiOn

ParaSmall: *quiETLy* thAT worKS

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BEAT THAT

xQritt: OH NO-

YOU'RE TOO POWERFUL-

oK

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WEeeEeee

ParaSmall: WOW YOU'VE ADVANCED INTO P O W E R

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I HAVE PROGRESSED INTO INSANITY

xQritt: OH INSANITY-

I HAVE THAT

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I HavE pRogreSsEd IntO a mENtAlly dAmAgEd sTAte

ParaSmall: WOW, THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE A LINK TBH

I WILL PROGRESS INTO SOMETHING THAT DOESn'T EVEN HAVE A CLASSIFICATION

OKAY FOR SOME REASON INSANE FONTS DON'T WORK ON DOC

S-

xQritt: NOO!! THAT'S ILLEGALLL-

ParaSmall: I KNOWW-

ParaSmall: SO AS I SAD IN THE LAST EPISODE THIS IS EPISODE 1.5 SO THIS QUALITY CONCLUSION HAS JUST CONCLUDED THIS EPISODE-

SEE US AGAIN FOR EPISODE TWO XD

Ye XD

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