The Weasleys and the Malfoys

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(Quick warning, mentions of abuse, serious injuries, and cheating. Please don't read this chapter if you are negatively triggered by any of the above!!!!)

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Lavenders POV

"Hello everybody. My name is Lavender Weasley née Brown. I married Ronald Weasley, who is not available right now, sorry. I have ten children and I'm carrying three more, they're being born in two weeks. My job is to look after all my crazy kids."

"Hi! I'm Hugo Weasley, the twin of Rose Granger. My mother abandoned me and my father when we were three, and I haven't seen her since. I'm fourteen. My best friend is Armani Thomas Finnagan. I'm in Griffindor but that's not important. I have nine of the brattiest siblings in the universe."

"Good evening. I am Mina Weasley. I'm 13 and in Slytherin, and I enjoy eating Bertie Botts every flavour beans. I like Lysander Scamander, but I can't even get him to look at me! I enjoy going to hogsmeade with my friends from Hogwarts and singing lullabies to my baby siblings."

"Hello! I'm Harmony Weasley. I'm 12 and I'm in Griffindor. I'm very close with my older sister, Mina. I have a friend called Sandra Branstone, but you probably don't know her. Whenever im not at Hogwarts I look after my siblings."

"Hello. My name is Hector Weasley. I'm 10 and I want to go to Durmstrang. I'm shocked at the amount of blood traitors in my family. It's a disgrace. The Weasleys were once a respectable pure blooded family, but now we're all just a bunch of filthy blood traitors. It makes me sick. What would Delmar Weasley say if he..." Hector was interrupted by Lavender and Harmony ushering him off the stage, knowing that Hector could rant for hours.

"Hello everyone! I'm Lola Weasley. I'm seven years old and absolutely love traveling with my cousin's, who I visit nearly every day. I guess I want to go to Beauxbatons, but we don't have enough mon- I mean, I'd probably be better off staying closer to home. I look after all the younger ones because I'm a good big sister, at least that's what Harmony says."

"HIIIIIIIII GUYS IM CALLED REGI WEASLEY IM SIX AND PEOPLE CALL ME INTENSE BUT I DON'T THINK I AM GOODBYE HAVE A NICE DAY."

"Hewoo. My name is Mikey Weasley and this is Joanne, Evangeline and Morty. We stick together 'cos the older ones are too rough with us. Regi plays with the bigger ones now. I'm ok with that we don't need him anyway."

"And when my baby's are born, they will be called Donald, Selena and Milly."

"Thank you Weasleys! Now is that everyone? Has everyone spoken?" Harry called out with his magically enhanced voice.
"Not everyone Potter. Me and my family have not spoken." Draco politely pointed out.
"Thought you were on your own, Malfoy." Harry said coldly, glaring at Draco as he walked on the stage.
"But you see Potter, it's strange, and I know you'll find it hard to comprehend but- I'm not. Hermione! Kids!" Draco called too everyones astonishment.

And, too shock everyone even more, in walked Hermione and five beautiful kids. Hermione was in a stunning dress that glittered emerald under the beautiful chandelier. All the kids were dressed in equally as beautiful green clothes, stunning everyone. Especially one Mr Harry Potter.

"WHAT?! HERMIONE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT AWFUL FERRET?"
"Well Harry, I hate to be blunt but I love him dearly and we've been married ten years." Hermione said dryly.
"I believe we have a speech too do Potter, so if you wouldn't mind..." Draco said, helping his youngest up onto the stage.

"Hello everybody, I believe you are all well aware of who me and Hermione are. We both work in Hermione's fashion company, HJ designs. We now have 5 gorgeous children, and we couldn't be more grateful for how lucky we are to be blessed with them. We have a summer home in Portugal, and we are good friends with the Zabini-Parkinson family."

"Hi everyone, I really don't need to introduce myself so it would be a waste of everyone's time if we did. We've all met before, and Draco has told you everything. Well not everything. He didn't tell you about...well...Ron.
Ron cheated on me and abused my daughter, well my eldest daughter. And didn't let me have her twin Hugo. I am Hugo Weasleys mother. Although I am not proud of this, considering the circumstances he was born in and how much of a bully he has apparently grown up to be."

Everyone was shocked. Hugo Weasley was her son? How was it even possible? And why would Ron do that? The golden couple was once perfect- so what had changed?

"Excuse us, but we wish too speak too!?" Rose yelled.

The crowd fell silent.

"Thanks, we really appreciate it. I'm Rose Malfoy and I'm 14. I live in Malfoy manor with my step-papa and my mama. I'm in Slytherin and love playing the Muggle sport basketball." Rose said with her head held high.

"Hello people. I'm Dia Malfoy, and I'm 13. I enjoy playing basketball with my sister Rose, my ginger super sister. I'm in Slytherin." Dia said.

"Hi everyone. My name is Leo Malfoy. I'm named after the constellation Leo, which means bravery, but I guess I'm the exact opposite. I'm ten and all I want to be is a Hufflepuff. I'm very happy with how supportive my family is although I'm sure grandad would be happier with me being in Slytherin."

"Hey, my name is Jean Malfoy. I want to be in Ravenclaw or maybe Beauxbatons. I'm eight. My mother once said that the future is undecided and that she is proud of me no matter what, and I think that's phenomally wise."

"Hi! I'm Harry Malfoy and I'm five years old. I love Slytherin house and it's lore and history. Rose told me lore means history, but I guess I just like big words. I have to many sisters and daddy and Leo say that 'us men have to stick together' but I honestly don't get it."

"Thanks for listening to our family. I know we all don't exactly get on, and I must admit I was a royal pain in the backside at school, but as Hermione will tell you, I've changed for the better. You don't have to talk with me, but I think it would be nice." Draco smiled.

But just as the Malfoy family prepare to leave the stage, in walks none other than......a over sized walrus?





Joking, it was an incredibly obese Ronald Weasley.

Hiya guys, it's Wondersoph11 here. Just wanna say two things; one, I'm not body shaming back there in case anyone thinks I am because all body's are beautiful and glamorous; two, I'm so sorry that I haven't updated sooner. Life has literally gone upside down and I lost a friend (as in she was a jerk and abandoned me not that she died ). But I'm attempting to get back into regularly updating. Each chapter takes at least three days cos you know, life and all that jazz. This book is almost over- it's been a journey!

Peace out!
Wondersoph11 🐼🦄🐰🦊🌹🥞

(Word count: 1222 words.)

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