Simp(oneshot)

Simp

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"Tell us how to deactivate the bomb, NOW" a police officer aggressively said. "Now now there's no need to scare them, they won't tell us if you keep frightening them" naoto calmly said to the angry officer "ah sorry.." the officer awkwardly said.
"So could you please tell us the code to turn off the bomb dear?" Naoto nicely asked the criminal.
"No."
"Oh you answered fast, well if you don't tell us the code your life will be on the line you know? We don't want that now do we?" Naoto patting them. "The fuck i look like? So what if i die huh? I'll be in jail anyways if i tell you guys the code dumbass."
"Well- wait.." naoto was about to say something to the criminal until he saw a cute sunflower, in the bank, where there was robbers still hiding, and a bomb planted inside. Takemichi...TAKEMICHI WAS IN THE BANK AND SOMEONE IS TAKING HIM HOSTAGE.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD TAKEMICHI?!?" Naoto yelled in panic "what the fuck?? What the fucking fuck??!?" Naoto screaming in his head.

And then there it was, the sound of a gun clicking
*BANG*

"What? Who shot? What is happening??" Naoto not knowing what to do, right now in front of him was a dead man lying in the floor, with a bullet on their head, blood was everywhere, oh and don't worry the man wasn't Takemichi. It was the robber that was taking Takemichi hostage. Takemichi was safe, but...... who was the one that pulled the trigger?
Naoto looked to his left shocked to see the person who was cuffed was no longer cuffed, the person had a gun in their hand. But that wasn't what surprised him the most, what surprised him the most was what the criminal yelled out

"YOU FUCKER I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE ONE WITH YELLOW HAIR OUT OF THIS"
"What." Naoto thought he must've gone crazy because did he really hear the person say to leave Takemichi out of this mess? Did this person know Takemichi?
Takemichi was unfazed ofcourse, compared to the amount of times he saw people die, one stranger wasn't enough to make him cry. "That voice... Y/n?"
"Oh my~ Michi remembers me?~ I'm so happy!" The person said "so, the criminals name is y/n?" Naoto thought, still processing what the fuck just happened.
(Wait.)
"Fuck we forgot about the bomb! Y/n please tell us the code! If you don't we will shoot!" Naoto hurriedly said. There was 10 minutes until the bomb would go off, and if they didn't tell them the code right now, he wouldn't know what else to do but accept fate.
"Hell no, I'm getting outta here with my boy Michi, bye bitches" y/n said
"Oh Naoto you need help?" Takemichi said in a sweet tone "Takemichi nows not the ti-"
"Y/n-san please tell us what the code is, i don't want my friend to die" Takemichi looking at y/n with the puppy dog eyes.
"I- you- what- wait- um- i- i- i-", "yes? You what?" Takemichi STILL looking at y/n with the puppy dog eyes. Unfortunately y/n couldn't endure the cuteness and gave up, "67jj9k" y/n sighed.
"Thank you so much y/n! I love you!" Takemichi said happily. Now that made y/n malfunction.

[timeskip]
"Takmichi are you god?" Naoto said to Takemichi, "nope but i have simps."
"......."

"What."