i; Mischief and Regrets

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It's not everyday you get a free day with no stress, no war, no bargaining, no trading, no nothing in the Essempi. One of the rare days in Tommy's opinion.

While causing mischief is one of Tommy Careful Danger Kraken Innit's many talents, he doesn't feel like it most of the days where it's quiet. Let's not dwell on the minor details.

But today is a sunny, lovely day to get in some mischief. Maybe steal someone, blow up a garden or two, or rob someone's house. But those kinds of action wouldn't suffice Tommy's mischievous needs.

If he wants to cause problems, he needs someone as a goatscape and what better than the newest kid around the block?

If Tommy's being honest the kid was pretty weird, he kept asking what kind of hybrid Tommy is, and in Tommy's opinion, pretty weird. Yesterday Tommy even saw the new kid picking up a whole grass block. Something about him being an enderman hybrid.

There was just something weird about the kid, it just brings shudder to Tommy that the new kid is quite literally more than 8ft tall. And hey, Tommy likes being the tallest in the Essempi (everyone begs to differ but who cares about their opinions, not Tommy, nuh uh).

Now back to planning mischief.

Tommy was trudging around the Essempi trying to find the new kid, he couldn't remember his name, using boob boy rather than his real name. Boob boy didn't like being called that and Tommy was very baffled. He means, it's a great nickname and Tommy would gladly use it on himself if he was also a boob boy, but sadly he was not.

"Ender dammit, where is that new kid. I swear to Ender he's always gone, teleporting to Ender knows where." he grumbled to himself, crossing his arms on his chest.

He checked his inventory again while walking to see if he has the stuff, he does and he just needs the new kid. He really couldn't remember what their name was, but either way he wouldn't stop calling him boob boy.

Something or rather, someone teleported in front of Tommy. It was boob boy!

He ran towards him, but he didn't seem to notice the blond mischievous kid.

"Hello boob boy." Tommy greeted him, a loud shriek came from boob boy's mouth, prompting Tommy to also shriek. He stopped about a minute later, glaring at each other.

"Hello, uh, Tommy." he greeted back and waved at him. "I told you to stop calling me boob boy, I have a name and my name is Ranboo." he chided Tommy and he internally scoffed, who is this new kid to tell him what to do. This is basically his domain, maybe, if Dream would gladly say so. But let's not talk about that bitch.

"Ugh whatever, Ranboob." snickering at the nickname, Ranboob is a good one, would definitely be using that AND boob boy to piss them off. Ranboo grumbled and continued to do what he was doing moments before Tommy scared him off.

"Anyways, I have a favour. An interesting one." Tommy proposed and prayed to Ender that Ranboob would accept it.

Ranboo furrowed his eyebrows, "And what would it be?" Tommy smirked, this might be it.

"I, Tommy Careful Danger Kraken Innit want you, Ranboob, whatever your last name is, to cause mischief with me!" Ranboo let out a huge guffaw at Tommy's name. Hey! The nerve of that guy!

"Tommy Careful Danger Kraken Innit?" He said in between gasps until he doubled over onto the ground.

"Hey! It's a great name!"

"Oh it's a great name alright."

"Okay so are you going to accept my proposal of a favour?" Tommy finally questioned, after Ranboo stopped laughing so much, his laugh grated Tommy's ear.

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