I looked all through the ads and every job required some kind of work, exept one. "Night guard at Freddy fazbear's pizza" so I circled that one, and googled directions there.
I then walked six miles (cause my car had no gas!) to the pizzeria. First thing when I walked in, these creepy animatronic animals started singing.
I jumped back a bit, running into the manager... "S-sorry sir... I just...
"You're not one for first impressions are you?" The manager asked, before I had time to answer he did for me. "Lucky for you that isn't important..." He showed me to my workspace. It was dark and had only two buttons on each side, one to shut the door, one to turn on the light. He explained to me that the place had limited power and not to shut the doors unless there was an emergency. Then he left, leaving me with the thought "what is the worst that could happen, to where I need to shut the doors?"