SPW Exclusive: Storytime with Adam Cole Bay-Bay

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*The camera starts up with Adam Cole in a red suit.*

Adam Cole: Whose ready for storytime with Adam Cole bay bay? I'm cutting around the fat and getting right into the meat of this situation, you see Adam Cole is a diamond in the middle of a cole mine because I'm the best damn wrestler you have right and the most you have for me is Dalton Hawkins? Let's run down something here really quickly, the greatest Ring of Honor Champion and I was the life support of that company before I cut it myself, first ever NXT North American champion and longest reigning NXT Champion in which no blackballing will make any retard in the stands be fooled even though it's so easy to fool all of them, was leader of THREE of the most ground breaking stables in wrestling as a whole and the you can get me..is some low life backyarder who begs to be booked for trash holes in New Jersey? What a fucking way to treat your Requiem Champion, that's right, it's not if it's WHEN I win the Requiem Rumble and my first opponent is DALTON GODDAMN HAWKINS!? What a great investment both Xander & Lodestar made, I'm sure that's really going to give this company some good press even though the only reason you got this deal was because you signed a dotted agreement to mooch off of SWA NXT! God bless I hope I struck a nerve, oh and btw I don't believe in trashing on the fans, I believe in trashing on everyone equally so go fuck yourselves. Whichever show drafts me just drafted the best superstar on this entire godforsaken roster, so whether it's James Ironwood or...Al G Rhythm..what fucking shit are you smoking to even think of having him as general manager but that doesn't matter, what matters is how that brand is going to sky rocket with me there. People like to say I'm egotistical, that I'm full of myself & they are right because I understand my worth to this sport & to these hotshots who are willing to try and sign me to an exclusive deal, I am the marque right now, I am this sport, I am a driving force & I'll most likely have to be the life support of Shotgun Pro. I'll see you all at my Championship celebration because the bells will sound and you will hear "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE FIRST EVER SPW REQUIEM CHAMPION!"

ADAM COLE BAY BAY, Now get that camera out of my face.

*Adam demands the camera get out of his face and leaves, strong words from Adam Cole heading into Homecoming.*

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