(These are archived matches & promos from an old era of SPW. The newer content can be found on OutsiderMalone's Wattpad Account!)
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*The camera starts up with Brian Myers, Matt Cardona, Paul Wight & Miro. Myers is leaning against the wall, Cardona is sitting at a table, Paul Wight stands there & Miro just sits in a chair that's aimed at the TV that is playing the footage of Miro & Robert on repeat from Rocker Entertainment.*
Brian Myers: What happened at the end of the Extreme Championship tournament was bullshit! Blatant horseshit!
Matt Cardona:
*Cardona smacks the table with force & looks at the camera.*
Matt Cardona: First we had that dumb shit in New York & now this!? The Rocker Entertainment Screwjob!? Crim never had a problem with anything at the start OH BUT WHEN THE FANS COMPLAIN & START RIDING THEIR HIGH HORSE, Suddenly, it's a problem. That tournament was No Disqualification, myself & Brian went through very tough wars to get to where we were!
Brian Myers: Including that seven star WAR we put on for everyone's entertainment but what do WE get? A slap in the face.
Matt Cardona: But Hangman Page & James Storms love child can sit there, start busting up his face & that can be called quality entertainment? Yeah. Totally. We were then told that I would have to go at it alone which was fine, everyone understood the situation. Except for redneck McGee & his trailer park boys because they decided to assault us for NO REASON!
Brian Myers: I'm glad you all found that entertaining because we didn't! We found that as blatant favoritism! God forbid we do something without cause, isn't that the point of Rocker Entertainment?
Matt Cardona: Chaos without repercussions? What ever happened to that huh?? You aspire to be different but you've turned into a product that I've wasted my time with. GCW. Where everyone will HANG you at the cross for not following the "Deathmatch" life. Fuck the Deathmatch life & fuck Shawn Smith because mark my words, I will get that belt if it's the last thing I do.
Brian Myers: While we're on the topic of winning belts, SPW Requiem is where one of us will walk out of that rumble as the first ever Requiem Champion!
Matt Cardona: Exactly! Ain't that right Paul?
Paul Wight:
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Matt Cardona: See! He's ready!
Brian Myers: OH YEAH! WE'RE FUCKIN READY! RIGHT MIRO!?
*Miro just sits there. Continuing to watch the clip.*
Brian Myers: ...Oh, he's a bit pre occupied right now.
Matt Cardona: That's perfectly fine because once the time draws near, we'll all be ready so you guys might as well be throwing yourselves out of the match because NOBODY and we mean NOBODY is going to be beating us.
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