Joe Tazuna x Ed Sheeran

The uwu Host Club

Ed Sheeran POV
 
I saw the uniform but I didn't wanna being it to attention yet..I'll wait til after class...

~time skip~

We were finally leaving class as the teacher finished talking to us about how among us cannibalism "is bad".

I walked out of the classroom to see Y/N 😯😯😯. " H-h-h-h-h-h-h-hhi y/n, I was wondering if you've seen Joe Tazuna around here...

"I saw him run off with some geometric gay kid and tamaki a minute ago" Said y/n with a blush.

I pushed y/n out of the way and ran to the host club room. Where the hell is hot seggc submissive uwu boi furry cute Joe... I thought to myself.

I ran to the music room to go find Joe, I tripped on the way 27468 times but I'm ok. I opened the door and yelled "IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU". Goro Akechi looked at me in disgust as he ate delicious pancakes 🥞. Geometric Gay didn't give a shit and continued watching kakegurui on her Amazon Kid's Ipad. I thought to myself, Sticky Ipad kid.. I looked around to see joe talking with Mikan, I wonder what their talking talking about 🧐. I ran over to them.

I tapped joe's shoulder and he looked at me and flinched uwu. Mikan continued talking to Sara because she's a dumb bitch. Joe smiled, " smack my ass like the dru-" He looked away and blushed.  "What-" I asked 😰😰😰.  "N-nothing nevermind..." Joe said with a blush again 🙄.

I looked around and saw some girls talking at a table. I'm not sure they were part of the host club but they sure were ugly as hell 😠. I walked over to say hi and they didn't even look at me. One of the girls had long purple hair and HUGE boobs, well not really huge but BIG boobs. Another girl had a brunette ponytail with a big ass bow that covered half her ugly head. The other girl had short pink ponytails. And the other one had peach hair with a bright red bow. I waved to them. The girl with pink ponytails stood up. "ARE U THE ONE JOE IS DATING 😧😮😮😮😮😮😯😯😯😯😯😯😯🙄🙄🙄❤❤❤❤ 🏳️‍🌈 🌈!?!?"

"HUH!?!!?" I yelled while blushing. "Oh nevermind" the girl said as she sat back down "Oh btw my name is Natsuki  😠🖐, this is monika, yuri, and sayori. I don't know how we got here but whatever 😜😜😜🥞🥞😳😳"

"Ok then..." I said as I walked back over to joe, who was blushing harder then my ass. "Joe, care to explain why that girl asked if we were dating?"🧐🧐🧐. He looked at me and giggled " why.. Do you wish we were dating?" He asked with a smork 🙄🙄🙄. "N-N-NO!! Unless.." I said with a blush. Goro looked at me in disgust once again while eating pancakes, how is this bitch still eating the same pile of pancakes from 30 minutes ago?

"OK CLUB MEETING 😯😯🙄🙄❤❤🧐😜🥞😮🤗" tamaki freaking screamed, I'm surprised the whole school didn't run over.

We went to the big ass table in the middle of the room sat down, I looked around to see Yuri and natsuki... Holding geometric Gay? You know what I don't even wanna ask. "Someone play some music 🥞" Goro said while shoving pancakes into his mouth. I got out my phone and played Hatsune Miku 🙄🙄. Goro looked at me with disgust, but I know he likes it. Tamaki finally started talking again. He looked around the room and looked straight at me "Haha ginger". I became emo. " Anyways meeting ended" Tamaki said as he stood up.

All of a sudden I heard a noise from the closet, I walked over to see what it was. I slowly opened the door. "CUPCAKKE?"
I yelled as I saw cupcakke sitting on the closet singing her remixes. Joe and Sara ran over as fast as possible, "CUPCAKKE IM UR BIGGEST FAN" Sara yelled. "Smack my ass like the drum" cupcakke said back. She sat at one of the tables and continued singing. We all listened to the beautiful song. AND THEN....................

SOMEONE WALKED INTO THE DOOR 😯😯😯. IT WAS DADDY PIG IN A MAID DRESS?? we all kinda blushed from the sight.

He looked at us "h-h-h-hi I was looking for goro.. I'm his new dad." Goro shot up in shock "NO I DONT WANT PARENTS" Akechi grabbed his plate of pancakes and threw them at daddy pig. Daddy pig flinched and started crying. We all stood there watching the poor ugly ass pig cry. "Damn" Sara said as she got up to clean up the pancakes. "I hate my life" akechi said in a cute anime girl voice.

To be continued...