"What if Bren falls in love with him?" Ryan murmured. "Why am I being such an idiot? I should just text him."
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Ryan: Hey.
Brendon: oh hey Ry.
Ryan: your enthusiasm is warming my heart.
Brendon: sorry dude I'm just really fucking stressed out.
Ryan: Why are you stressed?
Brendon: milk.
Ryan: oh, that.
Brendon: I will regret it, I know it, he's a fucking mormon Ry, Breezy and Sarah probably think we are fucking with them anyway.
Ryan: Do whatever you want Bren, Fuck him if you want I don't give a damn.
Brendon: Ryan are you fucking kidding me?
Ryan: oh no, not at all, I am A-o-fucking-kay with you banging another guy our way.
Brendon: Fine Ryan, I won't do him, meet me at 4th and Fremont St.
Ryan: that doesn't exist.
Brendon: fine I will settle for that amazing Vegan café in LA.
Ryan: we are in California, which Vegan Café?
Brendon: JESUS CHRIST RYAN MEET ME IN FRONT OF THE CAFÉ WE USUALLY MEET AT OKAY?
Ryan: I would say okay back but I am not Hazel Grace and you are definitely not Augustus Waters.
Brendon: Day?
Ryan: Fine, Night.
Ryan: I love you.
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Brallon Milk fic
FanfictionThe new version of the Ryden milk fic, this is not legit it's just something for the Panic! At the Disco fans to joke around about in a decade like they do with the original Milk fic.
