Milkfic Stories

God help us. Pls dont read this. (Reupload from 2017)

Ok so this is a clean version of the milk fic so yall can read it without wheezing ok thx pete

I wrote this but the milk fic is not my idea. I honestly wanted to kill myself writing this story, but here you go, you sick fucks. Oh, also someone named Trimnere told me to write this, so blame her for this monstrosity of a story.

Brendon Urie has hidden a secret for so long. Too long. It has been 7 years since Ryden. Brendon can't hide his secret any longer.

blame @CrankThatFrank

A heart-warming, suspenseful story of Brendon and a carton of milk he finds in an alley. They have arguments and makeups, but in the end, Milk God, will do his job.

life is weird

Uuuuuh I can kiiinda draw sooooo enjoy???

Tyler meets Josh at a Fall Out Boy concert. Little do they know this is more than a concert. ;)

CrankThatFrank, Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross, Gerard Way, and Frank Iero have a fivesome. I want deth.

woof

a ryden (Brendon Urie x Ryan ross) fan fiction

mmm yummy (not the milk fic tho lmao)

Imagine zis, your whole life vas based around ze chilli and Ringmaster Brendon Urie vas always screaming at you for not closing ze door. Nothing really matters anymore. Dave's sweater isn't soft anymore. Eggnog doesn't taste good any more. A closed door doesn't feel closed anymore.Dance Battles will be won,eggnog will be spilled Authors Note: Don't read this book its literally the most ridiculous thing you'll ever read.

Imagines about the beautiful Breadbin Urie. Please only leave constructive critisicm as this is my first try at fan fiction......well.....first public one

Dallon is a vampire and brendon is a human well until just read the story

milk fic about francis and ferdinand (not done yet, imma keep editing this lol)

Wilber kun had always had eyes for y/n, but when those feelings get broadcasted LIVE on British news, he finds out he has to confront his feelings

Milk fic but featuring Cardinal Copia and Aether from Ghost