there once was a dumb poop faggot fart retard named luigi but he also went by bobbeh but he also went by josuke okay dont ask it just makes sense guys
one day while playing the shitass pony dot town game (which is shit crap and horrible dont play it guys its not worth the amount of death threats youll get on there) he saw a super cool and sexy proship person named clay who was so cool and sexy and awesome that luigi got really jealous and decided to be a fat fucking dickhead.
luigi took out his micropenis and so did his friends and they all proceeded to be mean to clay for literally just existing and for being way sexier than them and they were beating each other off and then they all came and it was fucking disgusting and clay was like "bruh wtf" and left because he didnt wanna deal with that retard faggot shit.
then luigi got really mad because he didnt bully clay enough and he didnt ruin the poor guys shit life enough because he was miserable and crap so he had to make everyone else around him suffer because it made his micropenis grow by half an inch (thats how big it would get when it was hard) every time someone would suffer and want to die so he was like "okay i just have to make this sexy hot cool person want to die because then i will have the fattest nut of my entire life hhhggrghg" and so he dedicated the next two years of his shit boring stupid pissbaby life to literally doxxing clay and spreading shit lies about him and falsely reporting him to the police becasue he wanted clay to get so depressed or upset that he would literally off himself
but none of it worked!!!!and he was so mad!!!!!because after two whole gay years of literally holding back all of his sexual frustration and throwing it out in a way that was actually super illegal and could land him in jail xddd it didnt work and clay still wasnt dead and he was still being sexy and amazing so that just made luigi really mad
but then he finally decided that it was time for him to stop being a fat fucking idiot and he accepted the fact that he was actually super gay for clay and wanted clay to fuck him hard and rough with no lube because luigi was a whore and the whole time he was just trying to get clays attention
so he went up to clay and blushed at him like an anime
"can we please sex daddy"
clay looked down at this fatass smelly degenerate pathetic excuse for a human being little bitch and started laughing so hard that he almost pissed all over the crap floor
"lmao no im a bottom"
then clay went off to get railed by his super hot and sexy fiance and luigi shat and farted and pissed in his pants at the same time and then sat in it and rolled around and got covered in shit and piss and cried because he was a faggot retard
the end
